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Man Accidentally Shoots His Penis Off – But That’s NOT His Worst Problem

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If you ask a man what the worst possible thing is that could happen to him, one of two things will be said: either he will talk about losing his job or he will talk about losing his penis. So, when a man accidentally shoots his penis off, that’s a big deal. Right? Not for…

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Florida Crook Tries To Get Off A Drug Bust With Unique Bribe (VIDEO)

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Desperate times call for desperate measures, apparently. One Florida man thought that his own situation was so bad that he tried to bribe a police officer with his favorite fast food. According to Pasco Police officer Joshua Glass, he stopped a driver in a black Honda on Tuesday, May 16th. Upon looking into the driver-side window, Officer…

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This Basic Instinct Is More Automatic Than Many Think — The Little Girl Who Saved Herself

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Last Saturday afternoon, a 10-year old girl pried open an alligator’s mouth in Orlando, Florida to free herself from the animal that had clamped down onto her leg. She was apparently swimming in designated swimming areas of Lake Mary Jane where the water was only two-feet deep, and the 9-foot alligator snapped down onto her…

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Florida Criminal Tries To Hide Drug Stash In The Most Ingenious Way Possible (VIDEO)

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30-year-old Omar Palencia, a resident of Davenport, Florida, had an extremely elaborate plan to smuggle drugs into the United States. According to the Polk County Sheriff’s Department, Palencia invested $600,000 in crystal meth. This meth was then made into a type of “meth paste” that was plastered all over three pieces of pottery that Palencia…

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Extra Charges Apply When You Get Your Pancakes To Go (VIDEO)

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  The police have a difficult job. Day after day, they put their lives and their safety on the line to protect the rest of us from violence, gang activity, drugs. They respond to accidents, to fires, to domestic disturbances. It’s easy to see that the job can become overwhelming.  It makes sense that police officers…

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‘What Were You Thinking?’ Man Lectures Raccoon After Saving It (VIDEO)

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A good Samaritan in Hollywood, Florida decided to film his exploits after finding a raccoon stuck in a dumpster. The video shows the man using a wooden plank in order to rescue the critter, which had probably dived into the dumpster in search of food. After watching the raccoon try and fail to extract himself…

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Florida Girl Helps Grieving Families Of Fallen Police Officers

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Florida teen Megan O’Grady, daughter of a police officer, started a beautiful organization, “Blue Line Bears,” to help the families of fallen officers. She takes their uniforms and makes teddy bears with them. She personalizes each bear with the officers’ badges and stripes. She presented the first batch this week. Johnny Brinson, who received the…

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Dozens Of Dead Bees Wash Ashore On Naples Beach (VIDEO)

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The shorelines of many beaches are home to a vast treasure trove of items that wash up on the shore from locales both near and far. But for visitors of Naples Beach in Southern Florida, they had to watch their step after a mass of bees washed up on the popular tourist spot last Tuesday.…

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Florida Husband Shoots Wife For Denying Him Sex

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Historically speaking, the wedding night is supposed to be the night when a couple “seals the deal.” Back when virginity before marriage was a prized virtue, the beauty of one’s wedding night was considered a great reward for years of chastity. Nowadays, the wedding night has lost a little of its uniqueness, but none of its…

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This Man’s ‘Alternative Facts’ Gets Him The Best Excuse For Public Nudity EVER

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Oh, Florida, at it again are we? A man was recently spotted standing in the parking lot of a car wash in Florida, pants around his ankles, and blasting music from his car. Charles William Raulerson, 52, was arrested by Pensacola police but the events leading up to that arrest are absolutely ridiculous. After being…

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Gigantic Alligator In Florida Makes Tourists Feel Prehistoric (VIDEO)

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A group of tourists in Lakeland, FL this past weekend got quite the treat: they attended their very own version of Jurassic Park!  In the video featured below, there appears to be four onlookers gazing in awe at the over-sized gator in its natural element. These bold tourists went on to capture pictures of the ‘gatorsaur’…

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How 2016 Prepared Us For The Apocalypse (VIDEO)

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Do you hear that? If you listen intently enough, you can hear millions of face-palms, babbling bigotry, and the echoing chaos of one of the weirdest nightmares ever recorded. This is the ghost of 2016. It will haunt us forever. For the sake of reminiscence and to recall the calm before the storm, let’s remember New…

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This Thief’s Disguise Is The Dumbest Thing Ever

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When it comes to robbing an establishment, a good disguise is an absolute must in order to escape and enjoy the fruits of your labor. This thief understood that perfectly, but their choice in costume was not so imaginative. You are probably thinking silly mask, or crazy glued on mustache, but you aren’t thinking close…

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This Creepy Dude Was Arrested For The Weirdest Reason

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Don’t let this blue eyed smiling face fool you, beneath the surface is an extreme mastermind that kept the senior community in Florida on edge since November. The man, identified as Jasper Fiorenza, was captured and has been detained on a $20,000 bond and charged with burglary. But you are probably wondering what exactly this…

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Crocodile Found Frolicking In Florida Swimming Pool

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What are swimming pools for if not for swimming? Well, it seems a Florida crocodile had the same thought when he took a morning swim in someone’s pool in the Florida Keys.

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