Many people have been on a bad first date. They can be awkward, especially when conversation does not flow. You can quickly realize that you have ended up on a date with someone, with whom you have nothing in common. Then there is a whole new level of bad dates, that probably fall into the…
NASA scientists do not know everything, but they know a lot. They are in fact rocket scientists and it turns out many congressmen are not. That is fine, as they don’t have to be. However, a question that was asked at a recent House of Representative hearing on Science, Space, and Technology’s Space Subcommittee displayed…
It’s no secret that when it comes to accusations of copyright infringement, Chinese corporations are usually frequent offenders. This is especially apparent in the automotive industry, where Chinese offerings are often styled to be nearly identical to their conventional counterparts. However, a rare meeting between the real deal and its plagiarized cousin materialized via a…
Milton Hershey school – one of the country’s richest and most prestigious schools, has been involved in a scandal. Former student Adam Dobson alleges that house parents at the school forced him to watch anti-gay videos as a punishment after the IT department detected that Dobson had downloaded gay porn. This is all said to have happened in…
An A.I. bot created by Amazon to specifically design smartphone cases has outdone itself in ways you cannot even imagine. This bot is supposed to be generating cell phone cases based on trending and popular images searches. However, the programming of the bot has been flubbed, and the designs pouring from the machinery are nothing…
If you were hoping for a gang of luscious little puppies running around in a video to distract you from work, then I hate to break it to you, but I’m about to disappoint. What’s actually happening, however, is people are finally getting a sense of why the concept of “spell check” is so important.…
If you ask a man what the worst possible thing is that could happen to him, one of two things will be said: either he will talk about losing his job or he will talk about losing his penis. So, when a man accidentally shoots his penis off, that’s a big deal. Right? Not for…
In case you haven’t heard, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is back in the news for yet another bone-headed move: Christie shut down beaches and state-run parks because of massive budget cuts, then was found lounging on one of the closed beaches with his family for the Independence Day Weekend. He was spotted at Island Beach State…
Alcohol can drastically lower a person’s inhibitions, causing them to do things they’d normally shy away from. For example, canoodling in a public space while surrounded by other people. According to this woman’s friends, alcohol is to blame for her getting a little too physical with a fellow airplane passenger as others watched. Tracy Bolton and…
For those of you who have not heard the news, Ireland has officially elected not only its youngest prime minister, but its first gay prime minister (also known as the Irish Taoiseach). Leo Varadkar, the son of an immigrant, was fairly voted to be the next leader of the country’s main governing party, ushering in a new…
Studies are now showing that 7% of all Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. The study was commissioned and conducted online by the Innovative Center of U.S. Dairy, and while 7% might not seem like a big deal, it is when you realize that percentage means 16.4 million Americans believe this preposterous fact.…
Alright, so no one really knows if the claims this man is making are true, but 31-year old Danney Williams posted a series of messages on his Twitter account thanking the man who “abandoned him” for “giving him life.” Even though you abandoned me and only took care of Chelsea, I still want to thank…
A Texas school principal’s mistress finds herself in hot water after the wife of the principal branded her a “whore” and stated she would “hire a hitman” if she could afford it. This exchange came just days after the principal killed himself after being confronted about the affair by school authorities. Tammy Reeves, the wife…
Vanity Fair editor and journalist Kurt Eichenwald tweeted a photo of some anti-Semitic hate mail he received. He was entangled in a Twitter argument with Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson at the time. In the background on the computer was a shot of a browser tab for a site called “B-Chiku,” which is an example of Japanese anime porn,…
It appears that the gloves are off again between two of the biggest pop stars in the world right now. Taylor Swift and Katy Perry have been allegedly ‘feuding’ for years now. There have been various reports about why – one explanation was that Perry had stolen a dancer of Swift’s. For some reason, that…
Since the election of President Donald Trump, many racist words and other nasty phrases that he said have become almost normal. Reminder: they are still wrong and nasty! School children mimic what they see on television and what their leaders do. Naturally, children are using Donald Trump’s words to tease their African American, Muslim, Jewish,…
We have all heard stories about judges handing out creative punishments for people who find themselves in their courtrooms: from holding up embarrassing signs on the side of the road to being subjected to hours of loud music, many judges around the country are getting creative with their punishments in order to teach lessons and…
Next weekend, three McDonald’s locations in Washington, D.C. will sell rainbow-colored french fry boxes. Joshua Feuerstein, the same RWNJ who freaked out over Starbuck’s Christmas cups back in 2015, freaked out about these fry boxes, too. He posted: “DISGUSTING! McDonald’s released their RAINBOW FRIES today in honor of GAY PRIDE! I’m tired of corporations trying…
It looks like it’s going to be an intense Atlantic hurricane season. According to climate scientists and weather predictors, the 2017 hurricane forecast is a doozy, with the expectation of 14 named storms. But if those predictions prove true, we might be in a bit of trouble. That’s because the Trump administration has yet…
As if this comes as a shocker to anyone, one of President Donald Trump’s judicial nominees has made the statement that Justice Anthony Kennedy is a “judicial prostitute.” Damien Schiff, who has been nominated for an open seat in the U.S. Court of Federal Claims, is an active blogger with heavy opinions, and in one…
Lawrence Patrick Sullivan has appeared in front of court arrested for pointing guns at passing cars. He was captured in Miami, Florida and is distinct in that he has green dyed hair and tattoos on his face inspired by the Batman villain The Joker. The tattoos include the word “Joker” “F%$k” and then a picture of…
A man from Denver, Colorado is currently being accused of removing a transgender woman’s testicles with a basic Army surgical kit in the confines of her own home. James Pennington, the type of person you would think to promote this exact type of action, is now facing felony assault charges after he admitted to the…
There are a lot of inappropriate places for your children to play. But what happens when the places you think are safe for kids turn out to be even more inappropriate? Look at these photos and see if you would let your kids play in any of it, because I sure as hell won’t. 1.…
After President Donald Trump fired FBI Director James Comey, leaks started to spread as staffers started to reveal information that supposedly was meant for the insiders only. A report from New York Times stated that Trump has been overheard complaining about having to fire Michael Flynn, his national security adviser. In addition to that, Trump allegedly…
Douglas Goldsberry may not be worst neighbor ever, but the particular tactic he used to terrify his neighbors is one of the most unique in recorded history. According to police records, Goldsberry, 45, hired erotic dancers to strip on the front porch of a home that belonged to a family that lived across the street. Over…
It is no secret that climate change is causing the recession of desolate permafrost all over the world. This is releasing many things that have been frozen for centuries. Some of them are fun, like methane gas, which recreationalists have used to create natural explosives. Some of them are not so fun, like the more-than-likely…
By now, you have heard and seen various publications tear into the newly-crowned Miss USA by ripping into her answers for questions she was asked on stage. Kára McCullough, who represented the District of Columbia, has been torn apart for both her answers towards whether she considered herself a feminist and whether healthcare was a right…
Younger brother of Paris Hilton and part of the famous Hilton (hotel) family has lived a very strange week. In an arrest where he unleashed on police in quite an astonishing way, he has also appeared in court and has been asked to agree to hospitalization. Hilton was dramatically arrested on the 8th May for stealing…
Women Who Work: Rewriting the Rules for Success is Ivanka Trump’s newest attempt at empowering women through the art of not really empowering women. Her book, which is fraught with useless and shallow information, is meant for the working woman, but is really a bird’s eye view of the working woman from a penthouse in the…
Non-Christian or LGBT parents could soon be rejected in Texas when trying to adopt children. This proposed bill would allow faith-based agencies or state-funded agencies with faith-based objections to people who are Jewish, LGBT, single, an interfaith couple, Muslim or anything else they don’t like. Catherine Oakley, senior legislative counsel for the Human Rights Campaign,…
While freedom of speech is something that everyone prides themselves in having and freely takes advantage of, this does not mean your free speech has to be received well by the public. Such is the case with the host of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. The show’s main ring-leader has found himself in the middle of…
Oops, the State Department did it again. In just two weeks, the State department has hit the “delete” button when they received several complaints that they were promoting business endeavors of the Trump family. This time, a State Department agency, the Office of Global Women’s Issues retweeted Ivanka Trump’s tweet about her book. Her original…
What I’m about to tell you now will make you laugh. “She [Melania] does not wear fur.” This is a statement from Trump’s East Wing communications director Stephanie Grisham’s email to CNN. Wait, what? I told you this is funny. So apparently, Melania is joining the likes of our former first lady Michelle Obama and…
“Will you die because of AHCA? Let them know.” That is the opening banner for the website MailMeToTheGOP.com, a website that will ship your ashes to any GOP member of Congress of your choice if you die because of health issues that could have been prevented had Obamacare not been repealed. Literally. The website states…
Well, well, well. As a retired public school teacher, I find this bit of information both validating and completely enraging. If you are a student, a recent graduate, a parent or a teacher, you know that for the past 20 years this country has been completely obsessed with the importance of “data” and “test scores”…
Before we get to the infamous babbling of one President Donald Trump, let’s define what a government shutdown is and what it does very quickly. A government shutdown is a process whereby the Executive Branch of the U.S. government enters when legislation cannot be passed to fund government agencies and operations. Why do these shutdowns…
An Australian Uber driver made quite a mistake on a recent shift. The man had obviously been booked to picked up a customer called Chelsea and the dashcam footage showcases the hilarious case of mistaken identity by capturing audio of the whole thing. It begins simply enough. The driver assumes he is picking up his fare…
Imagine this: you are lounging back in your favorite chair with your pajama pants pulled up above that pooch you don’t want to acknowledge exists as you zone out to your favorite show. Suddenly, your phone vibrates. You sigh deeply, not wanting to outside world to exist in the middle of your worst workweek ever,…
Arguably, our brain is the most important organ in our body, next to our hearts. Well, a person can be brain dead but still be alive as long as his heart is still beating. But what’s the point of being alive if you can’t really do anything. So, here comes the arguments that the brain…
30-year-old Omar Palencia, a resident of Davenport, Florida, had an extremely elaborate plan to smuggle drugs into the United States. According to the Polk County Sheriff’s Department, Palencia invested $600,000 in crystal meth. This meth was then made into a type of “meth paste” that was plastered all over three pieces of pottery that Palencia…
Alright, everyone. The border wall has officially become a thing. Why? Because the Trump administration has already approached over 400 bidding contractors and provided them with an outline of what the border wall design has to include and has asked them to submit their beginning designs. Among the other blustering and asinine requirements, it has…
Last week, we all became Dan Rather when he posted his official and public statement of President Donald Trump’s actions: Rather quoted Trump himself in the statement that boasted of how a World War could begin simply based on Trump’s ignorant lies: “‘We are sending an armada, very powerful. We have submarines, very powerful, far…
Republicans love to go after former President Jimmy Carter, which is what makes this trolling even more enjoyable. Many consider Carter to be a true Christian. He won a Nobel Peace Prize back in 2002 for his humanitarian work because he’s a decent human being. Unlike President Donald Trump who reeks of white supremacy. Carter even kept his promise…
With every passing day, the ignorance of Donald Trump becomes more obvious. The man who has somehow managed to become President of the United States has consistently alienated our allies and baffled our friends. He has criticized NATO, and complained about the financial support of our allies in the organization. His ugly rhetoric has upset…
We all have bad days. Sometimes, these bad days turn into incredibly embarrassing bad days. One woman in New Caney, Texas had her horrible, terrible, not-so-good day reported online for millions to read about and watch. Gracie Henderson, in an attempt to manually fix a clogged toilet, put her left hand into the bowl. She…
Couples on social media. Everyone has them: those nauseating people on Facebook that make you thankful for the “unfollow” button. People who are growing up in an era where the word “private” is being replaced with the word “crunk” and the concept of conversation is being replaced with the concept of sexting. Our culture is…
Chief Warrant Officer Joseph John Schmidt III, a US Navy SEAL with twenty-three years of service, is currently in dutch because of his second career. Mr. Schmidt moonlights as a porn star. Filmed often in conjunction with his wife, porn starlet Jewels Jade, Mr. Schmidt, 42, has appeared in at least 29 adult videos. What’s…
The hashtag #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots came about after several blunders made by White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer during the throes of his job. His job-titled defense of President Donald Trump’s speeches, unedited moments, and candid appearances have brought him to his knees in front of millions on national television with personal meltdowns over truths and the…
With all of the controversy surrounding Steve Bannon and his removal from the National Security Council, there are many who speculate (including an ex-Breitbart executive) that the firing of Bannon could come at a steep price to President Donald Trump’s administration. And, with Bannon no longer his chief adviser and strategist, that moves his daughter, Ivanka…
Typically, the police have to go through a bit of effort to nab a criminal for the big arrest. However, for a local police department in Arizona, baggy pants and a spiked fence proved to be two unlikely components of a recent arrest. It all began when a small time crook broke into the grounds…
