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Black Baby Doll Found Hanging From Noose On Confederate Flag In Pennsylvania (VIDEO)

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Just when you think racist rednecks can’t get any more despicable, we find a news story like this. Pittsburgh’s Action News 4 has reported that in East Huntingdon Township, Pennsylvania, a black baby doll was seen hanging from a noose on a tree, with a Confederate Flag used as a background. A neighbor driving through,…

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Miami-Dade Man Pleads Guilty To Killing Cross-Dressing Voodoo Priest

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Florida doesn’t lead the nation in very many things, but crazy headlines is one of them. Most unusual news stories happen to take place somewhere in Florida, and this story coming out of Miami-Dade county is a doozy. A man recently plead guilty to killing a cross dressing voodoo priest. This strange story begins with…

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Yuck! Woman Finds Giblets, Hair In KFC Chicken Meal

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When you go to eat at KFC, you are expecting hot fried chicken right? You want to take a bite of that juicy chicken with all 21 herbs and spices available to your taste buds. Imagine what it is like to take a big bite of chicken only to taste something vile and disgusting? Cassandra…

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This Very Rare Giraffe Looks Just Like David Bowie

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David Bowie fans around the world are remembering the late rock star, who died January 10th, with their best impersonations. No one is doing Bowie quite like Omo. This rare giraffe allowed herself to be photographed in late January pulling her best Ziggy Stardust face.

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Council DNA Testing Dog Poop To Shame Owners Who Don’t Pick It Up

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At one time or another everyone has had that morning, walking down the pavement, rushing to work, nose deep in responding to emails then suddenly, disaster! Your new shoes, sandals or shoe-sandals are ruined because some dog didn’t pick up after himself. Well, one London borough decided that enough is enough. Their streets will no…

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The Underboob Pen Challenge Is A Thing. Here’s Why That Sucks.

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The new social media craze is something called the “underboob pen challenge.” In the challenge, a woman’s breast is viewed in different perspectives with the underside being the least appreciated and displayed. The cleavage is the most appreciated, followed by the side which is believed to stir lots of imagination. The bottom part, however remains…

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Naked Man Rescued From Freezing Cold Near Pentagon In Virginia

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Over the last several months, there have been three separate incidents of nude men along roads in Virginia near the Arlington, Virginia/Pentagon areas. The cases don’t seem to be related other than the mens’ fondness for nudity.

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Idaho Man Calls 9-1-1 At Least 12 Times Because His Bar Bill Was So High

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Bartenders are an important component in a drinker’s life owing to the fact that they are held responsible for all the awkwardness people engage in when drunk. It is true that every shot they bring to the table introduces more irrationality and causes deterioration in the drinker’s motor skills. At some point, drunkards think that…

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WTF?? Chinese Airlines Hold Bikini Contest For Flight Attendant Recruitment

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Chinese Airlines has gone against all odds and decided to conduct a search for flight attendants in a kind of “unique” way by parading the ladies in their bikini suits. For this reason, there must be a womens rights activist in America screaming her heart out and wondering what happened to decency. Surprisingly, the event…

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Colorado Man Dresses Up In Cape And Sombrero, Traps Woman In Bathroom To Snort Coke

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For a drug addict, the worst moment is when they are running low and cannot reach their supplier and they are forced to source a different dealer.

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WTF Medical Condition Causes Objects To Stick To This Man’s Head

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As strange as it sounds, an Illinois man named Jamie Keeton has a medical condition that causes objects to stick to his head. It is not without precedent since there are other people in other countries with the same condition, but it is so rare that no one knows how it works.

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Man Was Watching Adult Film While Driving Before Fatal Crash

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In an unfortunate report in Detroit from the Michigan State Police, there was a fatal single car accident at just after 3:30 in the morning on January 24, 2015. The accident happened on the ramp of I-75, where troopers can be chalked up to distracted driving, the number one cause of accidents.

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Pigs On The Loose In New Hampshire, Cops Put Out Alert

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A couple of pigs (the four-legged, pink kind) were recently spotted by the Merrimack Police Department in New Hampshire taking a casual stroll around their town. Were they headed to market, perhaps? The rather unusual sight prompted the police department to do what else but take to social media asking for help identifying the pair…

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Someone In Sweden Keeps Drawing Giant Snow Penises, Driving Cops Insane

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In what appears to be a never-ending European prank festival, somebody in Sweden is really showing authorities just how big their balls are — literally. A few weeks ago, a self-proclaimed Swedish artist pulled off a hilarious prank otherwise only funny to middle school-aged boys: drawing a picture of a penis in a public space.…

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Woman Suing After Finding Dead Man’s Face At Car Wash

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People expect to find soap, water and wax at their local car wash, but they don’t expect to find a dead man’s face. That’s what happened to Kimberly Kriege from Livingston, Montana on September 30th, 2013.

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Woman Facing Jail Time For Urinating In Family’s Food

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In Dubai, a woman of Asian origin is facing trial for putting her urine in an Emirati family’s food. The prosecutors at the court established that the motive behind the heinous act was to jinx the family into liking her and probably increase her pay.

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In Unique Protest, Man Punks The BBC Into Watching A 10-Hour Film Of Paint Drying

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Art takes many forms, and apparently so does protest. Charlie Lyne was unhappy with the way films are rated in the UK. He claims the British Board of Film Classification charged fees that made it very difficult for independent film makers to release films. So he decided to protest in a very unconventional way, according…

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Virginia Man Charged With Trespassing Carrying ‘Suspicious Bacon’

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A Virginia man got caught trespassing on his neighbor’s property with a gun, a mask, and “suspicious bacon.” When police finally talked to the suspect, Evan Patrick Cater, they smelled alcohol on his breath. When they asked what he was doing, he claimed he was just relaxing, according to FoxNews. It is interesting to note…

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Man Plays Poker At His Own Funeral

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Different cultures view and handle death in different ways. Some cultures mourn the loss of life, while others celebrate the life that was lived. In Puerto Rico, it is a growing trend to have a wake with the deceased doing something he loved to do in life.

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Couple Loses Wedding Ring And It Turns Up In Seriously Creepy Place

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Wedding rings are very sentimental, and usually very expensive. This makes them very difficult to replace. So when Reddit user iamclarkgriswald‘s wife lost her wedding ring, they started to search the house, according to i100.

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Man Buried ‘Dead’ Cat, It Comes Home A Few Hours Later

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Mark Strong, a labour councillor from England, may have thought he was in a Stephen King movie a few days ago when his beloved cat Gus was involved in a hit-and-run accident. He took to Twitter, calling the driver of the vehicle a “scumbag” for not stopping, according to Independent UK. Being the conscientious pet…

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Crocodile Found Frolicking In Florida Swimming Pool

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What are swimming pools for if not for swimming? Well, it seems a Florida crocodile had the same thought when he took a morning swim in someone’s pool in the Florida Keys.

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Dead Horse Dumped In Road Near Elementary School

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A number of school children got to see one of their favorite farm animals recently. A dead horse was dumped on a road near a Houston, Texas elementary school. The fact that the dead horse had possibly been laying there for two days may be particularly startling. The owner of the horse may end up…

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Wisconsin Thieves Swipe $160,000 Worth of Cheese

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Some thieves in Wisconsin must have been pretty hungry around 12:30 a.m. last Friday night because they took off with a trailer full of cheese worth a whopping $70,000, according to NBC News on January 25.

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Police: Man Caught Defecating In Stairwell — Twice!

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Everyone has their quirks. Their strange behaviors that make them an individual. If you have ever wondered if you are “normal,” rest assured there are people out there with much stranger behavior than yours. Like the man who went number two in a stairwell. Twice. Now that is strange.

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Police Helicopter Investigates Screaming Woman, Turns Out It Wasn’t A Woman

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Animals can make some strange noises, and some can even sound eerily like humans. According to the Cornish Guardian, a police helicopter was dispatched to help a woman in trouble.

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High Jinks: Paranoid Weed Smugglers Ring Police And Beg To Be Arrested (VIDEO)

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People call the police for all sorts of reasons. Sometimes they need help to get out of a urinal. Sometimes they are weed dealers who ring to report that they are smuggling drugs across state borders and wish to turn themselves in.

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Man Quits Job At Burger King, Steals All The Chicken Nuggets (VIDEO)

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Criminal or Hero? It’s well known that fast food restaurants have a high turn over rate and it’s easy to imagine many people were discontent when they left their jobs.

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Special Booth For Men To Self-Pleasure Pops Up In New York City

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Men are simple creatures. They need to eat, sleep, and have a “stress reliever” from time to time. New York City may be full of restaurants and hotels, but has lacked places for men to legally and discreetly take a load off. Thanks to the company Hot Octopuss and their GuyFi booth, that appears to…

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Sweet Old Chinese Man Invites Beggar For Dinner, She Abducts His Toddler Granddaughter

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In what would have been a kind gesture, a Zhongshan man invited a beggar off the streets into his home. Unfortunately, it didn’t work out as well as he hoped. The kind-hearted man lived in southern China, and his young granddaughter was with him. He passed a woman on the street who was obviously in…

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BFFs Build Own Private Neighborhood So They Can Be Together Forever

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It’s a fact of growing up: you and your friends grow apart. Distance, work, and family obligations all conspire to make the closest of friends mere acquaintances. However, four couples in Texas decided to buck that trend in a very interesting way, according to this Mentalfloss article. Wanting to be together forever while maintaining their…

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6-Year-Old Asks Dad for Allowance Advance, Gets Official Loan Rejection Letter

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The letter stated that the boy could contact the complaint department to appeal the decision of Dad S&L. Of course, the head of the complaint department was mom.

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New Zealand Flight Attendant Fired For Bizarre Behavior

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This should be good news for all those passengers who simply want a quiet cabin and a snack rather than a drama-filled flight.

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Man Proposes To GF At Walmart, Steals ‘Bride-To-Be Thong’ And Adult Toys At Mall

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What should have been a wonderful New Year’s Eve celebration for a couple who had just got engaged turned into a night in prison. Bay City, Missouri resident William J. Cornelius Jr., 25, handed a written letter to the customer service rep at the Bay City Walmart, and asked her to read it over the…

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Here’s What The Inside Of Your Nose Looks Like

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In case you’ve ever wondered, here’s what the inside of your nose looks like. Ewwww….but it looks like little caves and corridors. Mysterious!

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Grocery Shopper Claims He Injured Knee In Fight For Discounted Deli Meat

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A London man claims he tore a ligament after being crushed against a refrigerator in a fight for discounted deli meat.

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Japanese Office Workers Dress In Full-Body Suits To Escape The Pressure Of Modern Life

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OK we’re not sure how this works, but apparently some Japanese folks are so desperate to escape the stress of their jobs that they’re dressing up in full-body suits like this one: This craze has a name: Zentai. The people who practice it say that it is a wonderful escape for people in a society…

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Man Gets Stuck In Urinal, Police Are Called

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You just can’t make this stuff up, which is why Off The Main Page is here — to give you all the dirtiest, most embarrassing news! Apparently a man in Manchester was called after he got stuck in a urinal on January 7th. A crazy call for help rang out from the public toilet in…

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