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Trump’s Budget Chief Argues That Starving Old People By Cutting ‘Meals On Wheels’ Is ‘Compassionate’

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On Thursday, White House budget chief Mick Mulvaney tried to defend the Trump administration’s plans to gut social welfare programs such as Meals on Wheels as well as after-school educational services, arguing that those programs don’t show results. When a reporter asked Mulvaney about the Meals on Wheels program, he replied: “Meals on Wheels sounds…

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Two Idiots Foil There Own Plan To Rob The Local BBQ Joint

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Robert Bourne and David Grigsby, two not-so-intelligent Kentucky men, sat down in their vehicle and discussed all the places they planned to rob over a few cold ones. Little did they know, one of their phones, shoved down snug in one of their pockets, had activated it’s emergency service and called 911. So, as these…

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It’s Hard To Believe This Man Won A Nobel Prize (VIDEO)

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Okay, we all are a little confused by Bob Dylan’s selection for Nobel Prize winner, and we became even less enchanted when he acted like it wasn’t one of the biggest awards a human being could acquire but looking at this video, his strange behavior makes a little more sense. It is a normal occurrence…

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Self Driving Uber Car Runs Red Light And Almost Mows Over A Pedestrian

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Everybody is so excited about these new self-driving Uber taxis taking to the streets in California. However, no one seems to notice that they are running red lights and nearly mowing down people in crosswalks. A fellow driver sharing the roadway, Charles Rotter, posted the video of the Uber taxi driving straight through a red…

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The Most Ridiculous Fashion Trend Is Blowing Our Minds (VIDEO)

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Somewhere, at some point, a not from this planet fashion designer sent their models out onto the runway with faux fur nails and the planet was doomed from there. I am not exactly sure why people would think this is a good idea unless they are finding that the tips of their fingers are getting…

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Fireball Has Released The Cure For Inauguration Day Blues

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Fireball, the delicious cinnamon flavored whiskey, has come out with an absolute saving grace for Inauguration Day, the Fireball box-o-whiskey. Now for most of us the name “Fireball” brings back some not so happy drunken memories that may or may not include nudity, anger, vomit, shame, or all of the above. However, when I am…

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The Answer We Have Been Looking For-What Would A Porn Star Do As President?

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Hold the presses, stop the news, the answers to all of our political controversy has finally reached us from the not so clean lips of porn stars. The adult film company, WoodRocket, has a very enlightening, I’m sure, series entitled, “Ask The Porn Star,” where, you guessed it, we ask porn stars the tough questions.…

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WATCH These Two Furry Menaces Battle The Great Yoda (VIDEO)

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Star Wars, “Rogue One” hasn’t hit the big screen yet but with so many trailers, memorabilia, and amazing YouTube videos we are all chomping at the bit. But Fear Not!! An amazing video has hit the internet and it showing Yoda’s fearlessness in the face of battle, his mad skills with a lightsaber, and truly…

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Sweden Makes Sure Mice Feel Right At Home

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As we spend our days fumigating, setting up evil death traps, and standing on couches screaming as tiny little furballs run across our living room floors, Sweden is making sure their mice feel right at home in their city streets. In the neighborhood of Möllevången in the Swedish town of Malmö, tiny little mouse restaurants…

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This Festive Guy Lights Up The Neighborhood With AC/DC

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Who better to get you into the holiday spirit than AC/DC? I mean I rock around my Christmas tree jamming out every year. Well, apparently I am not the only one that feels this way. Greg Jaeschke from Shepparton, Australia put on a light show of legendary proportions and all to the incredible musical stylings…

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Holy Mother Of England, These ‘TrumpQueen’ Face Swaps Are Brilliant

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If the internet couldn’t get any funnier, some brilliant asshole is swapping the Queen of England’s face for President-elect Donald Trump’s face and it is freaking hilarious. The images are photo-shopped and both hilarious and disturbing at the same time. I truly feel sorry for Queen Elizabeth II having to share her body with such…

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This Thief Gets A Sh**ty Deal-Literally

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It’s that time of year again where UPS, USPS,and FedEx drivers are working overtime, piling boxes upon boxes of ordered items on doorsteps and porches. It’s also that time of year where thieving bandits will rob you in broad daylight. However, Mike Zaremba, a California resident, had the perfect plan to catch the thief that…

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This Collection Of Nativity Sets Include Hipsters, Shotguns, And A Few Tampons

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Sweet baby Jesus, born in a manger with Mary, Joseph, and the Three Wise Men, has been depicted in real life and still life nativities for decades. Fortunately, for those that love the outlandish there is a collector that showcases his weird and wonderful nativities every year. WhyIsMarko.com has collected over seventy different nativities from…

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This Creepy Dude Was Arrested For The Weirdest Reason

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Don’t let this blue eyed smiling face fool you, beneath the surface is an extreme mastermind that kept the senior community in Florida on edge since November. The man, identified as Jasper Fiorenza, was captured and has been detained on a $20,000 bond and charged with burglary. But you are probably wondering what exactly this…

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A Weird Holiday Statue Literally Holds The Town’s Essence In Her Hand

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In the lovely country town of South Norwood, London there is a glow emanating from the gardens in an attempt to celebrate this holiday season. As your eyes catch the blue shimmering lights you wonder, could it be the North Star? Could It be the flashing fire of the Menorah? Could it even be Jesus…

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This Fisher Price ‘Happy Hour Playset’ Fooled Millions Of Idiots Everywhere

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A post has recently gone viral on Twitter, Facebook, and even Instagram depicting a Fisher Price toy box that is no kitchen playtime. This set, which I wish I had as a kid, was entitled “Happy Hour Playset.” Of course, to reasonable, intelligent people we automatically understand that this is obviously not a children’s play…

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Amazon Studios Develops Their First Animated Story-And It Is Pretty Goth (VIDEO)

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Okay so Amazon entering the animation industry is a huge announcement in itself but let’s get serious, on Off The Main Page we want the juicy details first. In the late 1990’s and early 2000’s an edgy punk/goth cartoon based on the Dark Horse Entertainment comic series, “Emily Strange,” was a huge deal for many…

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You Too Could Live In A House That Smells Like Chicken

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Every year I light that one special candle that brings back memories of decorating Christmas trees baking cookies and waiting for Santa but I never imagined a candle that could bring back so much more. How could you ask for anything better than a candle specially made by the chicken masters themselves, Kentucky Fried Chicken?…

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Canadian Police Are Some Really Sick B**tards

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At the Canadian Police Station in Kensington, the officers there have a little different idea of what to do with drunk drivers than other places, and the punishment sound cruel and unusual. The Police Department in this small town on Prince Edward Island absolutely do not want you to have anything to drink and drive…

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Screw Gender Bias – Put Those Nipples On Display!

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It is no secret that there is a severe gender bias when it comes to nudity and social media. Actually, if you think about it, there is a societal gender bias towards nudity as a whole. How many times have we heard stories about a woman’s pic being taken down because it shows “too much…

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The Love Of A Man And His Bird Transends Even Jail Time

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Craig Buckner was just any common thief who needed to attend a court hearing for his multiple misdemeanor charges. Thinking it wouldn’t take too long, Buckner brought his beloved four-year-old Macaw, Bird, with him. Buckner assumed he would be given an order to turn himself in and then released but that isn’t quite what happened.…

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