Many people have been on a bad first date. They can be awkward, especially when conversation does not flow. You can quickly realize that you have ended up on a date with someone, with whom you have nothing in common. Then there is a whole new level of bad dates, that probably fall into the category of dating nightmare. This is one of those stories.
A 24-year-old woman in England went on a Tinder date recently with Liam Smyth. They had a lovely dinner and went back to his house to share a bottle of wine. Then nature called. She went into the bathroom, did a number two. Then to her horror, the toilet refused to flush.
Most people would feel uncomfortable in this situation, but what happened next can only be described as a comedy of errors. The woman who has now been nicknamed the Shirehampton s**t-slinger claims that she:
…Was trying to be classy by not leaving s**t in his toilet. It was just a terrible error of judgment.
So she took the excrement out of the bowl with toilet paper and decided she would just flick it out of the window. This did not go to plan. In a scene reminiscent of teenage cult films like American Pie, her waste matter ended up between a window and a ledge. In trying to recover the mess, she somehow became trapped upside down at a window and needed to be rescued by the fire department.
Her troubles had in fact become exponentially bigger and more embarrassing. Of her humiliating scenario, she was somehow able to see the funny side of the situation when she stated:
It’s not something I’m proud of, but people are laughing, and if I’m making people happy then I’m not going to complain. It was a panic response and within seconds I knew I’d made a terrible mistake. I would have left, but I just couldn’t do that to him. I make bad choices sometimes (!) but I like to think I’m not a bad person, and to me that would have been bad [to leave].
Smyth was left with a window bill and has since created a GoFundMe campaign, which has now well exceeded the few hundred pounds needed. One positive that came from this nightmare date from hell, is that they all seem to be able to laugh about it now.
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