Proof That Trump Really Is A Robot

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During the campaign, President Donald Trump’s doctor claimed that Trump would be the “healthiest” person ever elected president. I would like to see that doctor’s diploma. Trump loves fast-food, only sleeps a few hours a night, and he believes exercise is misguided.

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The reason that he doesn’t exercise is absolutely batsh*t insane. He believes that people have a finite amount of energy, like a battery, so exercising makes you die younger. His only exercise is playing golf (every weekend).

The New Yorker reported:

“There has been considerable speculation about Trump’s physical and mental health, in part because few facts are known. During the campaign, his staff reported that he was six feet three inches tall and weighed two hundred and thirty-six pounds, which is considered overweight but not obese…”

“Trump himself says that he is ‘not a big sleeper’ (‘I like three hours, four hours’) and professes a fondness for steak and McDonald’s. Other than golf, he considers exercise misguided, arguing that a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy.”

Obviously, this opinion of his is misguided. Many studies have found that even a moderate amount of exercise can help someone live a happier, healthier life. Trumplethinskin better do some laps around the White House or something…

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