The hashtag #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots came about after several blunders made by White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer during the throes of his job. His job-titled defense of President Donald Trump’s speeches, unedited moments, and candid appearances have brought him to his knees in front of millions on national television with personal meltdowns over truths and the utilization of alternate facts in an attempt to bolster the Trump administration’s legitimacy as well as cover the president’s rear end when he begins to talk out of it.
So, in elegant Twitter fashion, they came together to get into busted-bulb-filament Spicer’s head, delivering beautiful handmade tweets for our own personal enjoyment.
These priceless works of art are movie plots defended and summed up with a nice Spicer twist, giving us all a healthy dose of hysterical laughter as well as quiet, depressing realizations about our current president’s administration and the way they are handling things.
You would think if someone’s job was to always talk, then they would be good at always talking.
Oh, well. More ammunition for Twitter.
They signed a waiver. #CharlieandtheChocolateFactory #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots
— bpogorman (@CarnacTheMgnfnt) April 17, 2017
It's not the destruction of Alderan that's important, we need to focus on who leaked the Death Star plans #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/1rCC8xos6e
— Marshall ????? (@MarshallSbar) April 5, 2017
Convicted felon's escape demonstrates the real flaws in the prison system. We must build better walls. #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/BV0kVuxACP
— Heidi Joy Tretheway (@heiditretheway) April 18, 2017
#SpicerSpinsMoviePlots This Christmas tree was bigger than the Christmas tree four years ago as you can see in this picture. pic.twitter.com/itK01SOeRe
— mb (@mb_519) April 5, 2017
"Gaston saw a potential threat with the Beast. His actions weren't personal and in the best interest of the public." #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots
— Chris Flaherty (@ChrisFlaertweet) April 17, 2017
'No…You people are so close minded. Alternative-meat products are the future! Misguided, but he's a visionary' #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/ESkihghYhI
— Apparently Jane (@spencedbyus) April 5, 2017
"Visionary billionaire fights off dangerous, undocumented alien" pic.twitter.com/9vfvcASsA8
— The Kenn Leandre (@kennleandre) April 8, 2017
Unmarried woman finds job providing domestic services to children who take advantage of Obamacare. Sad.@ThePoke #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/qcjVMs8mQe
— Ian McMullen (@cadillacjukebox) April 7, 2017
Indigenous natives disrupt legally authorized infrastructure project. #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/o1GEa8r0ir
— Jesse Gates (@decadent_creed) April 6, 2017
Clearly the Burn Book & Regina George aren't the issue here. It's who leaked the book & when. Stop shaking your head#SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/arI2JILzLD
— ???Kat Ross??? (@KatsgotBalls) April 6, 2017
"This is the story of how a small town rapist escaped from jail with the help of a corrupt, anti-American SNOWFLAKE" #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/kyAJXfqqr9
— Tess (nasty woman) (@OldEvilHag) April 6, 2017
"You keep asking how Mufasa fell into the gorge, but interesting no one asks about where those wildebeest came from" #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots
— BT (@BarryTrilla) April 6, 2017
God bless Twitter. It will keep us all sane through this administration.
Got any better ones? Post them below!
Featured image courtesy of Twitter/cat_guy_steve.
