Senator Ron Johnson Is About To Receive A Buttload Of …. Well, Butts

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Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson is an accomplished man.

The Republican lawmaker is best known for issuing a cease-and-desist letter to and generally blowing off constituents, calling the idea of man-made climate change “lunacy,” and fervently defending oil exploration totally unrelated to his hundreds of thousands of dollars in BP and Exxon stock.

Cards Against Humanity co-creator Max Temkin has taken notice of Senator Johnson’s upstanding behavior, and has decided to show his appreciation by sending one ton of inverted pork rectums to Johnson’s office every month until the Senator holds a town hall meeting and listens to his constituents.

You know, that whole pesky representative democracy thing.

Temkin reports he is working with a “Spanish hog anus provider” via Alibaba to procure the rectums.

UPDATE: As of this morning, it looks like the anus-mailing scheme may have been scrapped. Temkin hasn’t commented on whether he hit a snag in his rectum procurement, but a recent tweet tells followers to mail Johnson a potato demanding a town hall meeting.

Maybe they just want to make sure Johnson gets a well-rounded meat and potatoes dinner out of the deal. Courteous, really.


Featured image via Flickr user Gage Skidmore, available under CCA 2.0 generic license

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