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Golden Opportunity With Golden Shower Burger

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The internet had a field day last week when it was suggested that our next president was a pervert. In case you’ve been living under a rock, the guy that’s about to run our country has been accused of enjoying a golden shower or two.

A restaurant in Bethesda, Maryland decided to cash in on this ‘golden’ opportunity.

After Buzzfeed released unsubstantiated allegations that President-elect Donald Trump hired prostitutes to urinate all over him, the Golden Shower burger was created for Community Restaurant and Lounge. Mark Bucher and Nevin Martell sold it for $20, and $5 of each sale went to Planned Parenthood.

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The Golden Showers Burger @bethesdacool Happy ending included! Drenched with self-tanning cheddar and yellow mustard leaking down the sides, and topped with a very small pickle. Comes with a lemon glazed doughnut to provide a memorable happy ending. Available for today (1/11) only. $20 with $5 going to @plannedparenthood Created by me and @mhbucher.

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The yellow cheddar and mustard dribbled over the sides of the beef patty, which we imagine might have happened with Trump’s own patty. That small, tiny pickle is the perfect symbol of his potentially own shortcomings. A reminder that those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Since no trip to the whorehouse is complete without a Happy Ending, the meal was topped off with a lemon glazed donut. After feasting on beef smothered in bright yellow sauce and swallowing that pickle in one or two bites, patrons got to enjoy a donut dripping with white and lemon glaze.

The symbolism of the glaze colors isn’t lost.

While the burger only sold for one day, let it serve as a reminder that karma is real. If Trump can get elected after bragging about sexual assault and reducing us down to objects, then we can fight back with dark symbolism that supports something he clearly despises: equality for women.

Pussy’s are starting to grab back, bitch.

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