Scalpers Can’t Move Trump Inauguration Tickets

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This Friday, Donald Trump will be sworn in as the next president of the United States. Celebrities are boycotting it. Even some lawmakers refuse to go.

Scalpers are having trouble selling tickets to the Inauguration concert. A man named Yossi Rosenberg bought two tickets for $700 thinking he could sell them for two or three times the price, but no one wants them.

The musical lineup for the Inauguration concert is pretty pathetic. Trump has not been able to hold on to any decent acts. He has booked rock band 3 Doors Down, country singer Toby Keith, and an America’s Got Talent contestant.

One listing reads:

“The tickets will grant you access to ‘The Mall’ standing area at the least. We won’t have the exact location of the tickets until January 19th, but you will have access to ‘The Mall’ (see the map insert) at the least. Should the unlikely event occur that the location is upgraded, then the upgrade will be passed on to you.” 

I bet Trump is furious that people don’t want to see it.

Featured image via Twitter.

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