New Year, New… *Face-Palm*

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Congratulations! You’ve successfully made it through the first half of 2017’s first week. As Americans nationwide return to work and semi-sobriety, many of our New Years Resolutions have already succumbed to the stages of bargaining and acceptance as we realize that 2016 wasn’t just a bad dream, that our old notion of “Same Shit, Different Day” has been democratically transformed into “Same Fascism, Different Day.”

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For those of us still struggling with the “New Year, New Me” bullshit:  Make the changes you need to. Find yourself, be yourself, show your family, friends, and strangers that you care; travel, laugh, and love; be happy, healthy, and motivated!

Then, politely join the adult table where we already fucked up our chance to prevent a “New Year, New Oligarchy.”




Funny, Congress is purging its closet of all accountability, too!


I’m changing my name to Julia W.T.F. Smith:


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Meanwhile, in #RealLife… ‘Godly Relationships’ has something important to say:

Dear America, these issues need attention; please, kindly, remove your head from the asshole of consumerism, economic inequality, and social placation. There’s a whole world out there that needs resolutions.

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