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Apparently a man in Manchester was called after he got stuck in a urinal on January 7th. A crazy call for help rang out from the public toilet in a city center after a man’s clothes became snagged on the toilet. Naturally, he could be heard cursing and a passerby heard and called the police.
No word yet on exactly how this happened, but the ending was about as happy as can be in this embarrassing situation. The security guards cut him free.