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The Internet Appeals To Mark Burnett To Make The Other Trump Tape Public (TWEETS)

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The last year has been a series of shocks. One after another we were all¬†shocked by Trump’s campaign, then again by the fact he actually won the presidency, and ever since the entire world has been in perpetual jaw-drop at the absolute circus witnessed daily. It seemed an impossible feat in the lead up to…

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Merriam-Webster Responds To Trump’s “Heel” Tweet (TWEETS)

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On Saturday, President Trump tweeted the same spelling mistake multiple times. He misspelled the word “heal” as “heel” in a tweet following a “free-speech” rally in Boston. Trump makes the same spelling mistakes two tweets in a row. ūüėāūüėāūüėā pic.twitter.com/N5q7TaKk9i — Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) August 19, 2017 Merriam-Webster, the dictionary, replied with the following tweet:…

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Own A Piece Of American History – The Trumpy Bear! (VIDEO)

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The Trump presidency came as a surprise to many. It was a shock that many people are still coming to terms with.¬†On the other hand there are those who voted for him and who continue to support him. For those people, may I introduce to you the official Trumpy Bear! That’s right for just two…

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Wait Until You Hear How Trump Is Changing His Southern Border Wall Plan (VIDEO)

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President Donald Trump has delivered a rant-like speech in front of adoring fans at a rally in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. In what looked like he was in full campaign mode, at times it seemed as if this speech was a form of therapy for the president. He bragged about pulling out of the Paris climate…

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Caitlyn Jenner Can’t Handle ‘Hostile’ Conversation On Katy Perry’s Live Stream (VIDEO)

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Katy Perry has been starring in her own version of Big Brother. The pop star has been streaming¬†live footage of her life day and night from Friday June 9 until Monday June 12. The footage has shown her with and without make up, speaking with her therapist, hosting dinner parties, having movie nights, and so…

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Former Speaker John Boehner HILARIOUSLY Explains Why He NEVER Wants To Be President

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  If you watch President Trump in action, you’d think that everybody in the world must want to have his job. He struts around like the king of the world and Tweets endlessly about all the great things he’s doing. He just loves being King. Or President. He isn’t sure there’s a difference. But not…

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Jimmy Fallon Cannot Live Down The Trump Hair Tousle (TWEETS/VIDEO)

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It seems no matter what Jimmy Fallon does or says, he remains unforgiven¬†for his September 2016 interview with then Republican candidate, now President Donald Trump. The nature of the interview was quite upbeat and friendly. The part that so many people objected to, was when he tousled Trump’s hair. The reaction was incredible, with many…

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Michael Moore Says New Film Fahrenheit 11/9 Will End Trump Presidency (VIDEO)

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Famous political filmmaker, Michael Moore, who made accurate predictions throughout the presidential campaign last year, has been working on a film. Titled Fahrenheit 11/9, the name of his new film¬†has two meanings. It is a play on his earlier film Fahrenheit 9/11 about the Bush presidency and the chaos that followed September 11 – which…

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Take A Dump Like A Trump On One Of These Golden Toilets

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When a series of golden toilets have begun popping up around Indianapolis and Muncie, Indiana nobody was entirely sure what exactly was going on. It was clearly political, each toilet and “Take a Trump!” written on its tanks but who had created and placed the toilets and why¬†was a mystery.¬†Under the lid of each toilet…

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Chinese Cha-Ching For The Kushner’s As They Sell US Visas In Beijing (VIDEO)

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As hard working Mexican families who have lived and worked in the States for decades, are torn apart and needlessly deported, the family of President Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner is selling an easy route to citizenship to wealthy Chinese business people. If you can invest $500,000 in a Kushner construction project, they will do all…

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Watch Trump’s First 100 Days in 360 Seconds! (Spoiler Alert: They Sucked) (VIDEO)

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President Trump is known for his boastful claims. One of his most recent, since his 100-day mark, is that he has done more than any president since World War II. While this may be true, not-so-arguably the executive orders pressing to lay the groundwork to repeal the affordable care act, build a 1,900-mile wall through…

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New Mystery: What Held Trump On Air Force One For 40 Minutes After Landing?

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  As usual, President Donald Trump spent this past weekend away from the White House. As usual, he and his entourage spent their time (and our money) at a Trump property. This time Trump was at one of his golf resorts in New Jersey. The press pool reported that Air Force One¬†got back to Washington…

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Harvard Funds Earth-Altering Climate Change Combat (VIDEO)

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Unless your head is buried under a foot of sand or you are Donald J. Trump, you understand that climate change is a huge problem facing our world today. The most obvious approach to solving it is switching our current fossil-fuel energy sources to non-fossil fuel. This is of course ideal, albeit problematic. In its…

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Trump Dimisses Historians Knowledge Because ‘They Weren’t There’

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The fraudulent President has frequently demonstrated his flexible approach to facts, especially those involving American history. This should come as no surprise because his reimagining of events has been taking place for years, as demonstrated by the commemorative¬†plaque he had erected on his Northern Virginia Trump National Golf Club a number of years ago. Honoring…

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Trump‚Äôs ‚ÄėCriminal Aliens‚Äô Hotline Inundated With Reports Of Extraterrestrials (TWEETS)

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When the pretend president signed an executive order back in January to help the victims of all the violent alien criminals marauding across the country he probably wasn’t thinking of Ripley’s nemesis or Spielberg’s cute little E.T. but those are the aliens being reported. On May 3rd the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) announced their…

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Man Dies Happy After Hearing Trump Is Impeached

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On April 6th, 2017, Michael Elliott knew he was at the end of his life. His health had declined over the years and caregivers, neighbors and friends surrounded him as congestive heart failure finally caused his death. Elliott and his ex-wife Teresa had remained good, even best friends after their marriage ended in divorce over…

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Trump Too Scared To Upset China And Mexico So He Turns On Big Bad Canada

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During his campaign President Business repeatedly¬†promised to build a wall, call out China for currency manipulation and “get tough on trade.” Here we are post 100 days and China is, miraculously, no longer a currency manipulator according to Trump, so he claims he no longer needs to do anything. The famed border wall is crawling…

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Ivanka Trump Clothing Relabeled And Sold Off

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Ivanka Trumps clothing line has had excess stock taken and relabeled as Adrienne Vittadini Studio and sold off to discount chain, Stein Mart. The company that owns the exclusive production rights for Ivanka Trump clothing, G-III, admitted it had sold the relabeled merchandise without telling the Trump brand themselves. Although Ivanka Trump brand merchandise was…

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Psychiatric Experts Warn Donald Trump Has ‘Dangerous Mental Illness’

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A group of leading psychiatric professionals attended an open town hall¬†meeting at Yale‚Äôs School of Medicine last Thursday. Organized by Dr.Bandy X. Lee, a professor of psychiatry¬†at Yale and a founding member of a group called Duty To Warn, ¬†the meeting was called to discuss the “Goldwater Rule” which was instigated by the professional psychiatric¬†organizations¬†in…

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Trump Can Now Only Claim The Dead As Friends

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The Donald has lots of international good buddies; it’s just that the friends concerned often don’t know they are such a large part of the PROTUS’s life. Sometimes the friendship is so intense Donald doesn’t even realize¬†his ‘friends’ have been dead for ten years. When President Business and Italian Prime Minister Paolo Gentiloni held a…

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John Oliver Reminds Liberals Why Putting Hope In Ivanka and Jared Is A BAD Idea (VIDEO)

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The brilliant John Oliver gave us a great take on Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s roles in the White House. Many people think that Ivanka and Jared will be moderate influences on the conservative President Donald Trump. Kushner has been given a huge job of revamping the federal government, tackling the opioid crisis, and more.…

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This Geographical Error Could Spark War – Good Job Trump

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With every passing day, the ignorance of Donald Trump becomes more obvious. The man who has somehow managed to become President of the United States has consistently alienated our allies and baffled our friends. He has criticized NATO, and complained about the financial support of our allies in the organization. His ugly rhetoric has upset…

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Is Trump Goldmember? Does Trump Want To Ride In The Queen’s Golden Carriage? (VIDEO)

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President Donald Trump has already been forced to delay his visit to the U.K. due to the sheer volume¬†of protests to his proposed visit earlier this year. The delayed visit is now scheduled for October and the logistics are proving difficult. The latest reports¬†say that Trump demanded¬†to ride in the golden carriage with Her Majesty,…

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Trump In A Daze: Melania Has To Elbow Him To Remind Him Of Basic Tradition (VIDEO)

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President Donald Trump is in the news again, and this time it is for being in a daze. It was the Easter celebration at the White House. As the national anthem began, both Melania and Barron dutifully placed their hands on their hearts, as is standard. Trump however was off in his own little world.…

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Trump The Showman Stages His Life To Make Us Believe He Really Is The President

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On Friday, April 8, the White House released a photograph of the man who plays at president sitting at a table in his exclusive Florida resort. He was surrounded by predominately financial advisors and assorted hangers-on while they watched the grown-ups back home in Washington launched 59 Tomahawk missiles on the Syrian airfield from which…

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Secret Service Forces Are Worn Out, Stretched Too Thin, And Worked Like Dogs Under Trump (VIDEO)

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The life of a Secret Service agent isn’t easy. You’re expected to do whatever it takes to protect the president, including risk your own life. As Don the Con runs our country into the ground, he’s doing the same to these agents. Most presidents do their business from the White House, but not President Donald…

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Trump’s New Budget Cuts Hurt More Struggling Americans

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Recently President Trump proposed an outline to cut the budget of the Essential Air Service (EAS) program, a federal organization which grants air travel to small communities neglected by major airlines due to insufficient profit. The reason for doing so is because the program costs over $250 million annually, all from taxpayers. Further, many people…

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12 Beautifully Pointless Memes Of Trump

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Having almost the entire depository of human learning available in the palm of your hand, it is unsurprising that we are overwhelmed by knowledge and choose to look at cat memes instead. However, since the Donald became POTUS the gods of the internet have turned their hands from our four legged feline friends to the…

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Trump Continues To Parade His Delusional Beliefs In Front Of The Whole World

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If you have been watching Saturday Night Live¬†for as many years as I have, you’ll probably remember the character known as “The Pathological Liar.” Comedian Jon Lovitz played the liar, named Tommy Flanagan. It was hilarious to watch him lie about his own fabulous achievements. One clip from the show featured Tommy Flanagan making a…

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Trump Forgets The Reason He Is Here (VIDEO)

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You know that moment when you walk into the kitchen, turn around in a circle and wonder why it was exactly you went in there? Well, apparently the Commander and Chief can suffer from the same issue, only his was a little more public and lot harder to understand. Imagine you are President of the…

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The Trump Family Is Finally Seeing Repercussions Where It Hurts The Most — Their Pockets (TWEETS)

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It looks as if retailers are continuing to dump Donald Trump-related products from their shelves: Ivanka Trump has experienced yet another blow to her retail “empire” by being pulled from Bed Bath & Beyond. Back in February, Nordstrom dropped Ivanka Trump’s brand from its stores. The official reason was “poor performance” of merchandise, but many…

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F**k Trump – Make A Statement, Get Political, Pucker Up

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  For just $20 you can buy the latest in political statements – for your lips. If you are angry about the political landscape, would like to have half of the proceeds from your makeup donated to a women’s¬†charity, and want to look good at the same time, this is for you. With F*ck Trump…

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The Depths Trump Will Go – New Plan To Slash Medical Research Budgets Is Just The Tip Of The Iceberg

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Well if you can’t produce a healthcare bill that will actually do anything for Americans you might as well get rid of the vital research needed to combat illness too. Trump is now making a list of all the agencies he can cut funding from for the budget and it seems he might of found…

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New DNC Chair Asks All Staffers For Their Resignation Letters (VIDEO)

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Democratic National Committee Chairman Tom Perez has come into the position full steam ahead and ready for change. It is not unusual to see this kind of overhaul when ¬†new chairman takes ranks but it is pretty uncommon to be third one in just one year’s time. Perez has decided that a complete overhaul of…

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RNC Caught Hiding Payments To An Alleged Russian-Associated Firm (VIDEO)

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The Republican National Committee, RNC, has come clean after getting caught sending payments to a¬†relatively unknown firm started by ex-CIA officer, Ben Wickham. Initially the RNC claimed that the firm was building security at it’s Capitol Hill headquarters but it turns out that is not true at all. Hamilton Trading Group, a firm with known…

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Russia Breaks Nuclear Treaty And Deploys Missiles – Trump Looks The Other Way (VIDEO)

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While the world in general, and the US in particular, are watching the unfolding investigation into Russian hackers and the US election Russia is quietly rearming itself with nuclear missiles in violation of a 30-year-old treaty while Trump does nothing for fear of upsetting Putin. In 1987 Russia and the United States signed the “Treaty…

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SATIRE: Breaking News About Trump That A Lot Of Us Suspected All Along

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  Twitter, oh, Twitter! Such a fabulous place to share ideas and to point out other people’s insanity. The Huffington Post reports that last¬†weekend the social media site was filled with tweets about Donald Trump. Oh, I know, that part’s not unusual. But Saturday Night Live had¬†used an opening skit that featured the President facing…

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SATIRE: The Secret Life Of The White House Appliances

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Reporting from a secret break room in the White House. The appliances anonymously sharing what they see every day. The White House appliances see many things. President Obama didn’t need to be spied on, but President Donald Trump is doing shady things. The White House break rooms see all. Kellyanne Conway told on the microwaves,…

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John McCain Explodes: Rand Paul ‘Is Now Working For Vladimir Putin’ (VIDEO)

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There has never been a question about where Senator John McCain and Senator Rand Paul’s relationship stands. It is probably on the equivalent scale of a couple going through a divorce and fighting over the custody of a child. Nasty jabs here, smart remarks there, nothing is really sacred between the two of them. The…

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Angelina Jolie Makes Poignant Address Concerning The UN (VIDEO)

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The United Nation’s High Commissioner for Refugees, Angelina Jolie, made a strong and poignant address at the U.N. in Geneva recently. Jolie is reaching out to the public to help them understand that though the UN is “imperfect” with need of reform, it also needs support from the community and governments across the world. Jolie…

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CAIR Creates Muslim Registry Initiative – Sign Up For Solidarity

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CAIR, the Council for American-Islamic Relations, has created a webpage where those against a Muslim Registry can pledge their signature that if one were to be enacted, regardless of religious affiliation, they would register their person. So far the registry has had over 1300 American citizens sign up online. When getting to the home page…

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‘Sex And The City’ Star, Sarah Jessica Parker, Get’s Political Russian Invite (VIDEO)

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Sarah Jessica Parker, best known for her staring role as Carrie on the HBO series Sex and the City, doesn’t have to feel left out of the Russian party anymore now that she has been extended an official invite. After it has been revealed that basically half of Trump’s regime have had prior meetings with…

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Sec. Kelly Considering Ripping Children From Their Parents To Deter Immigration (VIDEO)

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Ten of thousands of families have made the decision to uproot their families and run from the violence that is threatening their lives in both Honduras and El Salvador. However, as these parents make the difficult decision to uproot their children to save their lives, they may be met with a dire fate when they…

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Mother Of Transgender Daughter Pens Moving Letter To Ivanka Trump (VIDEO)

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After President Trump and his regime pushed back the bill that allowed Transgender students to use the bathroom of their choice giving them more freedom over their identity and a safer environment in schools, one 8-year-old girl’s mother wrote a passionate letter to Ivanka Trump. In this letter the mother, Isabella Rose, reached out to…

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George Takei DESTROYS Trump’s Speech To Congress (TWEETS/VIDEO)

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George Takei is very well known for his outward expression of dislike for President Trump and his band of idiots. So, it should come as no surprise that after Trump delivered his heinous and ridiculous speech hating on pretty much everything except himself, Takei took to Twitter and absolutely destroyed him. As Trump spilled lie…

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Twitter Had A Blast Re-Imagining The Rainy Day Trump Photo (TWEETS)

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The internet is once again roaring over a picture taken of President Trump in a car before the joint-session of Congress on Tuesday where he did more than embarrass himself, show his heartless disgusting behavior towards a fallen soldier, and mock the Democratic party. The photo seems to show Trump reading something. It didn’t take…

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Trump Takes Credit For Oscar Mishap Showing Just How Egotistical He Is (VIDEO)

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The Oscars were a night of glamour, memories, and awards given to the actors and actresses who have given us some of the best films of the year. With every racist movement of the Trump campaign, movies are seeming more and more important in order to give us all a small break from the chaos…

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Musician Puts Trump’s Mumbles To Music And It Is EPIC (VIDEO)

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President Trump does do one thing constantly, consistently, and right on cue and that is bragging about himself on a constant basis, even when it’s not true. His voice, after a while, becomes washed out and just a succession of noises coming from the screen. Well, we aren’t the only one who thought so and…

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Denmark Trolled Trump In The Most EPIC Way (VIDEO)

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Last Friday at approximately five in the evening, outside the Swedish embassy in Copenhagen Denmark, around one thousand people gathered for a vigil to show solidarity for the people affected by President Trump’s “Last Night In Sweden” terrorist attack. The mock vigil was in response to Trump’s made up “terrorist” events in Sweden during his…

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