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Trump Interrupts Landmark Phone Call To Assert His Heterosexuality

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For those of you who have not heard the news, Ireland has officially elected not only its youngest prime minister, but its first gay prime minister (also known as the Irish Taoiseach). Leo Varadkar, the son of an immigrant, was fairly voted to be the next leader of the country’s main governing party, ushering in a new…

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STUDY: Conservatives Won’t Read An Opposing View, Even If Offered Money

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The term “motivated ignorance” has now reared to the forefront in a new study showing that Republicans will not read a view that is in opposition to theirs. The kicker? Many were even offered the chance to win free money to do so. The study comes from The Journal of Experimental Social Psychology, and its…

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Best Twitter Rants And Reactions About Trump To Date

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In a political climate that has not simply become eye-bulging, but volatile, there is absolutely no shortage of people expressing their love, and hatred, for the current United States President. Beginning with the first official announcement that President Donald Trump would be seeking election all the way to this beautiful Memorial Day holiday, people from…

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The List Of Would Be Celebrity Presidents Is Growing… Guess Who Else? (VIDEO)

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President Donald Trump achieved the impossible in November, celebrities from Oprah to Caitlyn Jenner, are now seeing the possibility of moving into the White House as a real possibility. The latest star to throw his hat in the ring is in none other than former wrestler and actor The Rock. That is right movie star Dwayne…

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The Mounting Issue That Threatens LGBTQ Community

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While freedom of speech is something that everyone prides themselves in having and freely takes advantage of, this does not mean your free speech has to be received well by the public. Such is the case with the host of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. The show’s main ring-leader has found himself in the middle of…

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Trump Dimisses Historians Knowledge Because ‘They Weren’t There’

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The fraudulent President has frequently demonstrated his flexible approach to facts, especially those involving American history. This should come as no surprise because his reimagining of events has been taking place for years, as demonstrated by the commemorative plaque he had erected on his Northern Virginia Trump National Golf Club a number of years ago. Honoring…

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Trump Too Scared To Upset China And Mexico So He Turns On Big Bad Canada

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During his campaign President Business repeatedly promised to build a wall, call out China for currency manipulation and “get tough on trade.” Here we are post 100 days and China is, miraculously, no longer a currency manipulator according to Trump, so he claims he no longer needs to do anything. The famed border wall is crawling…

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Psychiatric Experts Warn Donald Trump Has ‘Dangerous Mental Illness’

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A group of leading psychiatric professionals attended an open town hall meeting at Yale’s School of Medicine last Thursday. Organized by Dr.Bandy X. Lee, a professor of psychiatry at Yale and a founding member of a group called Duty To Warn,  the meeting was called to discuss the “Goldwater Rule” which was instigated by the professional psychiatric organizations in…

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Trump’s New Budget Cuts Hurt More Struggling Americans

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Recently President Trump proposed an outline to cut the budget of the Essential Air Service (EAS) program, a federal organization which grants air travel to small communities neglected by major airlines due to insufficient profit. The reason for doing so is because the program costs over $250 million annually, all from taxpayers. Further, many people…

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Trump Forgets The Reason He Is Here (VIDEO)

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You know that moment when you walk into the kitchen, turn around in a circle and wonder why it was exactly you went in there? Well, apparently the Commander and Chief can suffer from the same issue, only his was a little more public and lot harder to understand. Imagine you are President of the…

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SATIRE: The Secret Life Of The White House Appliances

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Reporting from a secret break room in the White House. The appliances anonymously sharing what they see every day. The White House appliances see many things. President Obama didn’t need to be spied on, but President Donald Trump is doing shady things. The White House break rooms see all. Kellyanne Conway told on the microwaves,…

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Former Disney Sculptor Creates Very Anatomically Correct Trump Troll Doll (PHOTOS)

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When Trump became president it was almost surreal and people all over the country turned to different way of coping. Some picked up hobbies, some became immersed in protest, and others, like 54-year-old, Chuck Williams, turned to what he knew best, sculpting. Williams, the former senior staff sculptor for Walt Disney in Burbank, created a…

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Conan’s Series Of Fake Trump Bugging Obama Is PERFECT (VIDEO)

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It seems that all of the comedians on mainstream television are jumping aboard the, “let’s make fun of Trump train,” and Conan O’Brien is no different. In fact, with so much attention being brought to Saturday Night Live, I have been waiting for O’Brien to really give it to Trump the best way he knows…

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Leslie Jones Is Our New Hero With Her Rendition Of Trump (VIDEO)

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The amazingly hilarious actress and comedian, Leslie Jones recently did an SNL clip where she expressed her want to play the coveted role of our idiot president, Donald Trump. Alec Baldwin has hit a home run every time he gets up and speaks as Trump. In the skit Jones speaks directly to the camera about…

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Kellyanne Conway’s ‘Shout Out’ For Ivanka’s Line May Cause An Official Investigation

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Between President Trump’s tweetertantrum about how his daughter was being treated unfairly when Nordstrom dumped her brand to Kellyanne Conway’s “free commercial” for the brand, the ethics committee is about to blow. On Thursday morning’s Fox & Friends television show Conway voiced her opinion about Ivanka’s sagging sales and “unfair treatment.” Conway stated on air:…

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Patriots’ Devin McCourty Majorly Snubs Trump (VIDEO)

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Devin McCourty, Safety, Patriot’s team captain, Pro-Bowler, and second-team all-pro pick for this year, has joined his teammate Martellus Bennett in the decision to not attend any Super Bowl party at the White House. With the way that the current political regime has pushed their racist rhetoric onto the public it is not surprise that…

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Kristen Stewart Takes An AWESOME Jab At Trump

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Everybody knows that, due to Saturday Night Live’s constant hilarious presidential skits, President Trump can’t help but watch every time the show debuts. Kristen Stewart, this past Saturday’s SNL host knew that very fact and made sure to send a message to him. Stewart started the show by talking about the Twilight series and how…

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China Is Having A Blast With This Trump Tweet Generator

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Twitter may be blocked in China, but that hasn’t stopped it from being hugely popular. And in the face of a President Trump who loves to talk smack about China, websites that let users generate fake @realDonaldTrump tweets have become a national sensation. One such site was created by Beijing-based startup Jike. Within four days of…

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BFFs Putin And Trump Troll Atomic Scientists (VIDEO)

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In 1947, the Doomsday Clock was created by fake-scientists to symbolize the Earth’s proximity to total destruction. The Bulletin of the Atomic Fake-Scientists oversees the hypothetical clock, adjusting its hands to directly correspond with how irresponsibly we govern our planet. Thursday, the clock moved thirty seconds closer to midnight, bringing us within two and a…

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Donald Trump Becomes First President To Appear In Playboy Video (VIDEO)

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Before becoming free from nudity in their monthly issues last year, Playboy was a hot spot for celebrities to shed their clothes. Stars such as Paz de la Huerta, Drew Barrymore, Bijou Phillips, and Tia Carrere have appeared during the magazine’s 63 year catalog. Over the weekend, the world saw the inauguration of Donald Trump…

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DC Metro System Has Gone Rogue, Trolling Trump For Low Inauguration Turnout

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Yesterday, we swore in President Donald Trump (gag). He had a pretty poor attendance on Inauguration Day. Today, there is a huge protest, “The Women’s March on Washington.” They have a LOT more people there: Judging by aerial photos, the crowd at the #WomensMarch is probably bigger than the inauguration of President Trump. https://t.co/w1B49UY1zb pic.twitter.com/XpzFeiNjNz…

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Ladies And Gentleman, Meet President Bane (VIDEO)

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“Bane is a fictional supervillain appearing in American Comic Books, published by DC Comics.” Donald Trump is a non-fiction supervillain appearing in American Real Life, published by USA Comedic Tragedies, LLC. In case you missed it, President Trump quoted Batman’s nemesis in his inaugural speech. President Bane? If only.   Bane’s list of super abilities that…

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No One’s Hiding Their Feelings At Trump’s Inauguration

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No matter your political affiliation, there’s no denying that Trump’s inauguration was a strange affair. From the small crowd and half-hearted applause during his inaugural address, to the bizarre “Make America Great Again! Welcome Celebration” concert whose biggest artists were Toby Keith, creator of inspiring songs like “Red Solo Cup,” and 3 Doors Down, who we all just…

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Führer Trump’s Minister Of Propaganda Proves Incompetent (VIDEO)

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Wednesday, Führer-elect Donald Trump sought the sanctity of twitter to announce his enthusiasm for Inauguration Day’s pending promise to end his presidential pubescence. Before his under-endowed finger stub could practice his “NUKE” launching technique on the, likewise dubious, “TWEET” button, he was visited by his dear friend and mentor, the ghost of Joseph Goebbels.  The ghost…

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President-Elect Trump To Announce Head Gamemaker During Inaugural Address

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As January 20th ebbs nearer and the countdown to the official beginning of the most dreaded four years in history draws closer, the entering Trump administration has announced that its appointment for Head Gamemaker will not be made public until Mr.”I would date her, if she wasn’t my daughter” makes his inaugural address. President-elect Trump’s pick…

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Potential Candidate Cities Bid To Host U.S. Hunger Games (VIDEO)

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As President Obama’s lame duck period draws to a close and President-elect Trump prepares to take office, Capitol Ministers have streamlined the selection of a host city for Inauguration Day’s Hunger Games. The committee has accepted the invitations of ten cities wishing to take part in the candidature process.   1) Atlanta, Georgia The cream…

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President-Elect Trump To Determine Districts Before Post-Inauguration Hunger Games

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Wednesday, Vice President-elect Mike Pence announced, amidst a press conference proving Socialist Islamic Homosexuals buried dinosaur fossils in the 18th century, that President-elect Donald Trump and Speaker Paul Ryan have accepted the invitation of Capitol Ministers to discuss necessary preparations for Inauguration Day’s much anticipated Hunger Games. Of utmost importance, according to a source within the…

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This Should DEFINITELY Be The Inaugural Invitation (VIDEO)

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As the inauguration draws closer our nerves, anxieties, and curiosity of just how much of a shit show this swearing in will be continues to grow stronger and stronger. For those that loathe the Great Cheetos Monster and his new queen as much as we do, only the most deplorable entertainment is expected to show.…

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WATCH President Obama Sing Justin Bieber’s Hit Song, ‘Let Me Love You’ (VIDEO)

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Oh the sweet amazingness of the YouTube channel Baracksdubs. There is nothing more relaxing than watching President Obama kick back and sing some Justin Bieber. Actually it’s not so much relaxing as it is absolutely hilarious. This video has pieced Obama’s different speeches together so that he is singing Justin Bieber and DJ Snake’s hit…

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The Answer We Have Been Looking For-What Would A Porn Star Do As President?

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Hold the presses, stop the news, the answers to all of our political controversy has finally reached us from the not so clean lips of porn stars. The adult film company, WoodRocket, has a very enlightening, I’m sure, series entitled, “Ask The Porn Star,” where, you guessed it, we ask porn stars the tough questions.…

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