January 28 marks the start of the Chinese Year of the Rooster, and China is preparing for its celebration in a tremendous way. After a 23-foot-tall rooster statue with an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump appeared in a Chinese shopping center two weeks ago, Chinese manufacturers have been having a blast producing replicas of the cocky statue,…
Has 2016 left you feeling nervous about the new year? Not sure what 2017 may hold for you, the nation, or the fate of the universe? Fear not, because the Asparamancer has the answers you crave. Jemima Packington, better known as the Asparamancer, has just released her predictions for 2017, all based on asparagus. Yes,…
Congratulations! You’ve successfully made it through the first half of 2017’s first week. As Americans nationwide return to work and semi-sobriety, many of our New Years Resolutions have already succumbed to the stages of bargaining and acceptance as we realize that 2016 wasn’t just a bad dream, that our old notion of “Same Shit, Different…
On New Year’s Eve, there were several sets of children born late that night. These twins have something unique about them. One of them was born before midnight, and the other was born after. These babies are twins with different birth years. San Diego, California San Diego has had two sets of “two-year twins” born…
College Humor has provided us with another great video. This is how a lot of New Year’s Eve parties really go. People spend a lot of money, but the parties end up lame. The night just never lives up to our expectations. “You’re out of alcohol by 10 pm.” People show up to drink without…
2016 has been a giant bully to almost everyone on Earth and we absolutely can not wait until that ball drops and a new year can begin. But wait…it seems that 2016 is the year we catch up with the Earth’s rotation. What does that mean? 2016 will officially be one entire second longer than…
