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Bernie Sanders Trolls Trump On Twitter And Shuts Him Down FAST (TWEETS/VIDEO)

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It is no secret that President Trump absolutely cannot stand the enormous amounts of people that are coming out to protest Trump and his regime on a daily basis. These rallies aren’t just taking place in the states but all over the world as well. In one of Trump’s ever revolving Twitter explosions he posted…

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New Orleans Hosts ‘Mock Jazz Funeral’ For Our Lady Liberty (VIDEO)

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While millions of people tuned in to watch President Trump claim the White House, New Orleans took their protest of the first ever Cheetos King to the streets in a traditional mock jazz funeral. Who died, you may be asking? Lady Liberty of course. An organizer for the Friday march told the Huffington Post: We…

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Flights To D.C. Are Completely Packed With Nasty Women

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Women across the country are gearing up for today’s Women’s March on Washington, and Twitter is blowing up with inspiring displays of female solidarity. This pro-women’s rights march is fighting to reaffirm women’s rights as human rights in the face of a new administration, and cities across the country — and world — have taken notice.…

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Ladies And Gentleman, Meet President Bane (VIDEO)

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“Bane is a fictional supervillain appearing in American Comic Books, published by DC Comics.” Donald Trump is a non-fiction supervillain appearing in American Real Life, published by USA Comedic Tragedies, LLC. In case you missed it, President Trump quoted Batman’s nemesis in his inaugural speech. President Bane? If only.   Bane’s list of super abilities that…

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No One’s Hiding Their Feelings At Trump’s Inauguration

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No matter your political affiliation, there’s no denying that Trump’s inauguration was a strange affair. From the small crowd and half-hearted applause during his inaugural address, to the bizarre “Make America Great Again! Welcome Celebration” concert whose biggest artists were Toby Keith, creator of inspiring songs like “Red Solo Cup,” and 3 Doors Down, who we all just…

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Scalpers Can’t Move Trump Inauguration Tickets

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This Friday, Donald Trump will be sworn in as the next president of the United States. Celebrities are boycotting it. Even some lawmakers refuse to go. Scalpers are having trouble selling tickets to the Inauguration concert. A man named Yossi Rosenberg bought two tickets for $700 thinking he could sell them for two or three times…

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R. Kelly Hilariously Linked To Trump — His Response Is PRICELESS (VIDEO)

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Because people are freaking ruthless and never forget ANYTHING embarrassing…ever, when President-elect Trump became the newest addition to the golden shower troupe, immediately jokes went flying linking R. Kelly to the Inauguration concert. If you are confused by this you are either too young to remember or you lived under a rock during this controversy.…

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President-Elect Trump To Announce Head Gamemaker During Inaugural Address

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As January 20th ebbs nearer and the countdown to the official beginning of the most dreaded four years in history draws closer, the entering Trump administration has announced that its appointment for Head Gamemaker will not be made public until Mr.”I would date her, if she wasn’t my daughter” makes his inaugural address. President-elect Trump’s pick…

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Potential Candidate Cities Bid To Host U.S. Hunger Games (VIDEO)

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As President Obama’s lame duck period draws to a close and President-elect Trump prepares to take office, Capitol Ministers have streamlined the selection of a host city for Inauguration Day’s Hunger Games. The committee has accepted the invitations of ten cities wishing to take part in the candidature process.   1) Atlanta, Georgia The cream…

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China Has The Big Cock Trump’s Always Wanted (VIDEO)

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January 28 marks the start of the Chinese Year of the Rooster, and China is preparing for its celebration in a tremendous way. After a 23-foot-tall rooster statue with an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump appeared in a Chinese shopping center two weeks ago, Chinese manufacturers have been having a blast producing replicas of the cocky statue,…

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President-Elect Trump To Determine Districts Before Post-Inauguration Hunger Games

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Wednesday, Vice President-elect Mike Pence announced, amidst a press conference proving Socialist Islamic Homosexuals buried dinosaur fossils in the 18th century, that President-elect Donald Trump and Speaker Paul Ryan have accepted the invitation of Capitol Ministers to discuss necessary preparations for Inauguration Day’s much anticipated Hunger Games. Of utmost importance, according to a source within the…

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This Should DEFINITELY Be The Inaugural Invitation (VIDEO)

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As the inauguration draws closer our nerves, anxieties, and curiosity of just how much of a shit show this swearing in will be continues to grow stronger and stronger. For those that loathe the Great Cheetos Monster and his new queen as much as we do, only the most deplorable entertainment is expected to show.…

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Fireball Has Released The Cure For Inauguration Day Blues

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Fireball, the delicious cinnamon flavored whiskey, has come out with an absolute saving grace for Inauguration Day, the Fireball box-o-whiskey. Now for most of us the name “Fireball” brings back some not so happy drunken memories that may or may not include nudity, anger, vomit, shame, or all of the above. However, when I am…

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