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Florida Criminal Tries To Hide Drug Stash In The Most Ingenious Way Possible (VIDEO)

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30-year-old Omar Palencia, a resident of Davenport, Florida, had an extremely elaborate plan to smuggle drugs into the United States. According to the Polk County Sheriff’s Department, Palencia invested $600,000 in crystal meth. This meth was then made into a type of “meth paste” that was plastered all over three pieces of pottery that Palencia…

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Nuclear Waste Trenches And Other Official Schematics For Border Wall Designs

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Alright, everyone. The border wall has officially become a thing. Why? Because the Trump administration has already approached over 400 bidding contractors and provided them with an outline of what the border wall design has to include and has asked them to submit their beginning designs. Among the other blustering and asinine requirements, it has…

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The Day We All Became Dan Rather: A Look Into The Volatility Of The Trump Administration

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Last week, we all became Dan Rather when he posted his official and public statement of President Donald Trump’s actions: Rather quoted Trump himself in the statement that boasted of how a World War could begin simply based on Trump’s ignorant lies: “‘We are sending an armada, very powerful. We have submarines, very powerful, far…

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The Jimmy Carter Library Trolls Trump Hard (TWEETS/VIDEO)

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Republicans love to go after former President Jimmy Carter, which is what makes this trolling even more enjoyable. Many consider Carter to be a true Christian. He won a Nobel Peace Prize back in 2002 for his humanitarian work because he’s a decent human being. Unlike President Donald Trump who reeks of white supremacy. Carter even kept his promise…

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This Geographical Error Could Spark War – Good Job Trump

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With every passing day, the ignorance of Donald Trump becomes more obvious. The man who has somehow managed to become President of the United States has consistently alienated our allies and baffled our friends. He has criticized NATO, and complained about the financial support of our allies in the organization. His ugly rhetoric has upset…

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Crappy Situation: Texas Woman Gets Hand Stuck In The Worst Place Possible (VIDEO)

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We all have bad days. Sometimes, these bad days turn into incredibly embarrassing bad days. One woman in New Caney, Texas had her horrible, terrible, not-so-good day reported online for millions to read about and watch. Gracie Henderson, in an attempt to manually fix a clogged toilet, put her left hand into the bowl. She…

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The Moment Everyone Wants To Throw Their Computer Out A Window

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Couples on social media. Everyone has them: those nauseating people on Facebook that make you thankful for the “unfollow” button. People who are growing up in an era where the word “private” is being replaced with the word “crunk” and the concept of conversation is being replaced with the concept of sexting. Our culture is…

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US Navy SEAL Facing Possible Hard Times For Porn Career (VIDEO)

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Chief Warrant Officer Joseph John Schmidt III, a US Navy SEAL with twenty-three years of service, is currently in dutch because of his second career. Mr. Schmidt moonlights as a porn star. Filmed often in conjunction with his wife, porn starlet Jewels Jade, Mr. Schmidt, 42, has appeared in at least 29 adult videos. What’s…

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#SpicerSpinsMoviePlots Come Too Close For Comfort (TWEETS)

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The hashtag #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots came about after several blunders made by White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer during the throes of his job. His job-titled defense of President Donald Trump’s speeches, unedited moments, and candid appearances have brought him to his knees in front of millions on national television with personal meltdowns over truths and the…

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Blood IS Thicker Than Water — Nepotism In The White House Might Force Bannon Out

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With all of the controversy surrounding Steve Bannon and his removal from the National Security Council, there are many who speculate (including an ex-Breitbart executive) that the firing of Bannon could come at a steep price to President Donald Trump’s administration. And, with Bannon no longer his chief adviser and strategist, that moves his daughter, Ivanka…

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Prowler’s Plans Get Spiked With Hilarious Results

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Typically, the police have to go through a bit of effort to nab a criminal for the big arrest. However, for a local police department in Arizona, baggy pants and a spiked fence proved to be two unlikely components of a recent arrest. It all began when a small time crook broke into the grounds…

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Secret Service Forces Are Worn Out, Stretched Too Thin, And Worked Like Dogs Under Trump (VIDEO)

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The life of a Secret Service agent isn’t easy. You’re expected to do whatever it takes to protect the president, including risk your own life. As Don the Con runs our country into the ground, he’s doing the same to these agents. Most presidents do their business from the White House, but not President Donald…

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Oscar-Winning Film Inspires A Gruesome Murder (VIDEO)

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When real-life crime and movies are mentioned in the same breath, the subsequent moral outrage usually falls on horror or gory action movies. For instance, not long after the Columbine tragedy of 1999, many talking heads blamed the shooting on everything from Marilyn Manson to the action flick Natural Born Killers. Two decades earlier, Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork…

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Mayan People Seemed To Love Their Wine – Butt They Drank It In An Odd Way (IMAGES/VIDEO)

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The ancient Mayans contributed a lot to society, including an extensive writing system and their famous calendar. Their day to day life, however, was a bit odd. 1. Children of the Corn When it comes to our origins, there are several theories. For example, some people still believe in creationism. There’s also the Scientology theory,…

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Get Ready, America. You’ll Be Paying Putin For Gas Soon

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  When candidate Donald Trump promised to make America great again and to bring back prosperity to the country, some people thought that sound just spiffy. The way Trump described the economy, prosperity sounded so simple. Make stuff in the US, buy that stuff, charge more for stuff that come from somewhere else. Easy peasy.…

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11 Moments To Prove Someone Has A Worse Life Than You

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Sometimes life is awkward. It is littered with moments that convince you that your life is over and you will die of embarrassment right there and then. Fortunately, most of those moments pass and eventually evolve into charming anecdotes you can bore your friends, children, and grandchildren with for years to come. Until that time, while…

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Ivanka Trump And Women’s Rights, Part 2: The Planned Parenthood Clapback

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In a beautiful part two in Ivanka Trump’s women’s rights smokescreen, Planned Parenthood has finally spoken out about the hypocrisy and unbelievable attack on women’s rights in multiple executive orders during her father’s administration. Everyone has noticed how eerily silent Ivanka has been since assuming her role as a presidential adviser to her father, and…

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The Tale Of Ivanka Trump’s Hypocrisy And The Masses Keeping Her In Check (TWEETS)

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Oh, Ivanka. Someone needs to remind her how Twitter works. Women’s rights have come under attack ever since President Donald Trump first announced his candidacy. From racy comments about grabbing women in specific areas to his Vice President breaking a tie to pass an anti-Planned Parenthood bill, there has been no shortage of things that…

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Grave-Robbing Italian Gangsters’ Bizarre Plot To Steal A Speed Demon Foiled (VIDEO)

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When you’re famous, even death won’t keep you safe from the adoring public. Or criminals. In a rather bizarre bid to earn some quick cash, a 30-man drug gang in Italy concocted a plot wherein they would dig up the body of Enzo Ferrari, the legendary car manufacturer, and hold the corpse for ransom. The…

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The Trump Family Is Finally Seeing Repercussions Where It Hurts The Most — Their Pockets (TWEETS)

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It looks as if retailers are continuing to dump Donald Trump-related products from their shelves: Ivanka Trump has experienced yet another blow to her retail “empire” by being pulled from Bed Bath & Beyond. Back in February, Nordstrom dropped Ivanka Trump’s brand from its stores. The official reason was “poor performance” of merchandise, but many…

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Woman Takes An Unbelievable Selfie At The Exact Moment THIS Happened

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The selfie can be dangerous. There are numerous articles on the internet about teens and twentysomethings getting into trouble thanks to their desire to promote their virtual vanity. One woman in Santa Barbara, California learned the hard way that a selfie does not make you immune to Mother Nature. A 20-year-old Twitter user named @youngweonhi…

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Of All The Ubers In All The World Her Boyfriend’s Mistress Had To Get Into Hers (VIDEO)

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Twitter user @Msixelaa has gone through a devastating life event all in the spotlight of social media posts gone viral. In tales as old as time  partners cheat. In this [email protected] not only discovered her boyfriend was cheating, she even delivered his mistress right to him. @Msixelaa tells her story through Twitter. She had spent the…

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BREAKING: Pence Breaks The Tie Taking Down Planned Parenthood

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They’ve gone and done it now. Vice President Mike Pence had to break the tie, but the Senate has passed a bill they’ve been wanting. They are trying to defund Planned Parenthood. It now goes to President Donald Trump for signature. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer of New York said this about it: “It would let…

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Where Do YOU Stand On The White House Invasions?

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Let’s face it, it’s hard to ignore the massive uptick in lockdowns the White House has faced since the beginning of the year. And while the White House has had its share of lockdowns in the past, this comes as no shock to many who feared that a Donald Trump presidency would tailspin the country into…

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Trump’s Approval Rating Drops To Lowest Ever Amidst Failed ACA Repeal (VIDEO)

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36 percent. That is our current president’s approval rating. Every single president to ever come before him, at this stage of the game, had at least a rating of above 50 percent. And he has 36 percent. It happened just after the failure to “repeal and replace” Obamacare, but when the Republican’s pathetic replacement bill for the…

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The REAL Issue With The United Airlines Leggings Debacle

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Before we begin, I’m going to shout this really loud for those in the back: THE WOMEN TRAVELING WERE NOT REGULAR TRAVELERS! Here is what happened: a woman began tweeting out the fact that United Airlines wasn’t allowing two young women to board because of the fact that they had leggings. Cue every single news…

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Drunk Workers Cost BMW More Than Time

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In an automotive manufacturing plant production shutdowns are rare, but when they happen, they can be quite costly for the company in terms of time and financial loss. For BMW, a recent production shutdown occured for a very unusual reason. Typically a shutdown occurs due to an accident or a disovered error in the manufacturing…

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Top 5 Weirdest Assault Cases

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In honor of this first story that occurred Thursday, I present the top 5 weirdest assault cases: 1. Lips Wide Shut A man in Springfield Missouri is in the hospital after being bound in more ways than one. He showed up there Thursday after he was bound and had his mouth glued shut. It was…

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Woman On The Loose After A Crime Involving Two Patties And A Bun (VIDEO)

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You don’t need an actual weapon to cause bodily harm. For example, you could use your hands to choke someone or push them up against a wall. You could even kick people with your legs. If none of those tactics work, there’s always cheeseburgers. A recent altercation between a mother and daughter left quite the…

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AT&T And Verizon Take A Stand Against Hate – And Google Is Paying The Price (VIDEO)

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After dozens of companies in the UK pulled their ads from YouTube due to the site running ads on sites that included antisemitism, anti-LGBTQ rhetoric, and hate speech, the fight has now come to the U.S. Recently, both AT&T and Verizon pulled their advertisements in order to protect the integrity of their brand while Google…

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SATIRE DEBUNKED: The Tickling Bandit Of Texas

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People on social media are breathing a sigh of relief. More specifically, they’re unclenching their butts because a criminal is no longer on the loose. Not just any criminal, though. A butt hole tickler. In December of 2015, fake news site Not Allowed To posted a vague article claiming that a man in Texas had finally been captured.…

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Trump’s Defense Behind ‘WireGate’ Claim Is Bizarre (TWEETS/VIDEO)

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Even after gold-star-suck-up Paul Ryan cited that no sort of wiretapping took place, President Trump continues to claim that Obama wiretapped him during some sort of campaign shenanigan moment. He even decided to bring the James Bonds into the picture, potentially setting aflame a very serious foreign policy “mishap.” But, the explanation he has for why…

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Inebriated Scotsman Fondles A Cement Mixer Thinking It’s A Woman

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Anyone who has ever imbibed too much alcohol or smoked something they shouldn’t have knows what shame feels like. Certain substances lower inhibitions, thus opening the floodgates for otherwise embarrassing behavior. One Scotsman found this fact out while being documented for posterity. In a YouTube video called “Crackhead tries to feel up cement mixer thinking…

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Homophobic Elevation Church Pushing Their Way Into Schools (VIDEO)

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The anti-LGBT Elevation Church is trying to shove its way into schools. They refuse to publicly answer whether or not they think homosexuality is a sin. The church wants to send out 1,000 volunteers to mentor students in the area in North Carolina. That sounds good; however, the schools are worried about the welfare of their…

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$4 Million In Eyeshadow Stolen – Hide Your Makeup

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Thieves will steal just about anything that will make them some money. Jewelry, electronics, and even eyeshadow. Not just any eyeshadow, though. Only the Modern Renaissance collection by Anastasia Beverly Hills will do for these culprits. Between January 28 and January 30, police believe that some burglars drilled a hole into a cosmetics warehouse in Los Angeles,…

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This Is What Happens When You Use Archaic Technology

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Automated text messages are an ancient means of communication. Instead of an alert on your cell phone, you get an actual text with words and instructions on how to reply. These texts rely on code to interact with the recipient. In other words, there’s no human on the other end. One man found that out…

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D’oh! Alaska Says They Need Drill To Pay For Action On Climate Change (VIDEO)

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Governor of Alaska, Bill Walker has addressed the need to pay for climate change in quite an odd way. He has said to raise money for addressing environmental issues such as relocation policies they need to drill for fossil fuels. Alaska has been impacted by coastal erosion and a drop in oil prices. Relocation of some towns are…

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Armed Robber Get’s What Is Coming To Him (VIDEO)

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A hooded man barged into Lotions & Lace, a sex shop in San Bernardino, California recently. He was aggressive and requested all of the money from the register. Little did he know, he just brought a gun to a dildo fight. A fake gun, that is. Despite the shocking surveillance footage, the cashier, Amy, apparently…

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A Pint Of Beer Randomly Explodes In Pub Goer’s Face (Video)

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The Exploding Pint Glass sounds like an excellent name for a British pub. However, for one unlucky “punter” (British slang for a customer), his pint of Carling lager literally exploded without cause. According to Dave McGinnis, the landlord and proprietor of The Derby Arms pub in Knowsley, Merseyside, he did not immediately believe the customer’s…

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Trump’s Golfing Habit Is Bankrupting The Country (VIDEO)

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President Donald Trump has been complaining about our economy for quite some time. Yet for a guy who hates unnecessary spending, he sure does take a lot of unnecessary trips. On the taxpayers’ dime, no less. ‘Messy Budget’ During a meeting with the Office of Management and Budget Director Mick Mulvaney and Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin,…

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Lawmaker Dislikes Liberal Professors – Has Sizzler Business ‘Degree’ (VIDEO)

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A Republican lawmaker wants to enact a hiring freeze on state college professors. Simply put, his own experience with liberal ones left a bad taste in his mouth. He has a management certificate from Sizzler steakhouse. Iowa Senator Mark Chelgren (R) says he didn’t care for his liberal professors back in college. He disliked them so much,…

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Flint Residents Forced To Pay For The Water That Poisons Them (VIDEO)

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You can’t make this stuff up. You really can’t. The families of Flint, Michigan have been dealing with poisoned water for nearly three years. The poor residents of the city were basically thrown under the bus by the state of Michigan when it needed to save a little money. It saved that money by sending water…

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Bernie Sanders Trolls Trump On Twitter And Shuts Him Down FAST (TWEETS/VIDEO)

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It is no secret that President Trump absolutely cannot stand the enormous amounts of people that are coming out to protest Trump and his regime on a daily basis. These rallies aren’t just taking place in the states but all over the world as well. In one of Trump’s ever revolving Twitter explosions he posted…

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Man Gets Hit By Truck, News Reporter Does Nothing (VIDEO)

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A video surfaced recently depicting a man who was just hit by a commercial semi-truck in El Salvador. The man lies on the ground, rocking in pain. The reason the clip went viral, however, is the behavior of the news reporter. Soon after he was hit, he was rushed to by TVO NOTICIAS, a local…

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5 People Who Were Left Off Of The Oscars’ ‘In Memoriam’ Segment

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Every year at the Oscars, they have a segment with a slideshow of all of the people we lost during the year. 2016 was a particularly bad year for celebrities passing. Here are a few who were left off of the slideshow: 1. Alan Rickman #Oscars You forgot Alan Rickman! pic.twitter.com/uNHWy0jeMx — Karen Albers (@Spearbags)…

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Elderly Man Attempts Ritual Suicide Inside Of A Tokyo Police Station

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On February 21st, an elderly resident of Tokyo walked into a police station located in the Chiyoda Ward. There, near the entrance, the man produced a folding knife and began cutting into his own stomach. According to the Tokyo Reporter blog, 72-year-old Shoji Tsuchida attempted suicide at around 11:00 a.m. Tsuchida, a resident of Yashio City, Saitama…

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Small Town French Cafe Wins And Then Loses Michelin Star (VIDEO)

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The well-known and prestigious Michelin restaurant guide made a huge mistake by accidentally awarding a small cheap cafe in France one Michelin star. The Michelin star is something that chefs work their whole lives to obtain and often restaurants can lose the chance for one small mistake such as spotted silverware or a piece of…

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False Missile Warning Freaks Out U.S. Air Force Base

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Apparently accidently sending a missile warning to everyone at an Air Force Base can cause a bit of an uproar. This is exactly what happened at the U.S. Air Force Base, Spangdahlem Air Base, in Germany. This message was sent out to the 52nd Fighter Wing section of the NATO base and stated: MISSILE INBOUND.…

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