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What To Do When An Interviewer Asks You An Illegal Question

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Did you know there are questions interviewers are not allowed to ask? Yep. If a question makes you uncomfortable, there is probably a reason for it. It is not always intentional. One in five hiring managers has asked a question only to find out later that it was a violation of labor laws. In a…

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A ‘Pro-Life’ World Will Likely Be Full Of Dead Women

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President Donald Trump and Vice President Mike Pence are very much pro-life. But, are anti-abortion activists really that “pro-life?” They talk about a “culture of life,” but what would that look like? So far, Trump has reinstated a global gag rule, which prevents funding for organizations that provide reproductive health care overseas. He also passed…

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Video Games Have Emotional Benefits – You Getting Yours?

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We play video games for many reasons. Some play as a social hobby. Some play by themselves. Most play for entertainment. However, can playing video games actually have emotional benefits? Some say yes; some say no. Playing video games allows you to understand a bit more about what it is like to be in someone…

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Trump Inspiring Kids To Act Like He Does – And It Isn’t Cute And Adorable

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Since the election of President Donald Trump, many racist words and other nasty phrases that he said have become almost normal. Reminder: they are still wrong and nasty! School children mimic what they see on television and what their leaders do. Naturally, children are using Donald Trump’s words to tease their African American, Muslim, Jewish,…

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Trump Is So Toxic Addicts Have Started Calling Meth ‘Donald Trump’

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President Donald Trump is many things. However, his name has now become synonymous with… crystal meth. Donald Trump has become the most popular name for meth since he became president. As Boing Boing reports: “The study found that ‘Trump’ and ‘Donald Trump’ topped the list of most common celebrity code names for meth. In other…

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Review Of The F*ck Trump Lipstick

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Back in March, we wrote about the “F*ck Trump” lipstick from Lipslut.com. Well, I bought it, and it is amazing. It is a beautiful pink, matte shade. It goes on smooth and dries quickly. It is long lasting as well. It is totally worth the buy just to have makeup that says “F*ck Trump” on…

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Teen Vogue Gives A Shout Out To The Elephant In The Room With A Look At White Male Terrorists (VIDEO)

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Many Republicans are quick to talk about “radical Islamic terrorism.” Yet, they fail to acknowledge the fact that there are white male terrorists as well. There are many cases of white extremists committing terrorism as well. Teen Vogue recently did an exploration of White male terrorists. They talked about the difference in reaction to Islamic terrorist…

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STUDY: Swearing Can Relieve Pain And Boost Strength

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A new study found that, under certain circumstances, swearing can provide more pain relief than prayer. Richard Stephens from Keele University said: “We know from our earlier research that swearing makes people more able to tolerate pain. A possible reason for this is that it stimulates the body’s sympathetic nervous system—that’s the system that makes…

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5 Things We No Longer Do Because Of Technology

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Technology has made our lives much better, but there are many things we no longer do because of technology. 1. Memorize A Phone Number Seriously? How many phone numbers do you know? Some people don’t even know their spouse’s numbers. Back in the day, we resorted to napkins to write down numbers. Now, you can…

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John Oliver Reminds Liberals Why Putting Hope In Ivanka and Jared Is A BAD Idea (VIDEO)

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The brilliant John Oliver gave us a great take on Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s roles in the White House. Many people think that Ivanka and Jared will be moderate influences on the conservative President Donald Trump. Kushner has been given a huge job of revamping the federal government, tackling the opioid crisis, and more.…

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The Founder of Project Semicolon SHOCKINGLY Passes Away At 31 (VIDEOS/TWEET)

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The founder of the Semicolon Project, Amy Bleuel, has passed away at the age of 31. Unfortunately, she succumbed to suicide. The project inspired the popular semicolon tattoo in support of mental health. From the website’s about page: “This began in the spring of 2013, when Project Semicolon Founder, Amy Bleuel wanted to honor her…

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Trump Continues To Parade His Delusional Beliefs In Front Of The Whole World

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If you have been watching Saturday Night Live for as many years as I have, you’ll probably remember the character known as “The Pathological Liar.” Comedian Jon Lovitz played the liar, named Tommy Flanagan. It was hilarious to watch him lie about his own fabulous achievements. One clip from the show featured Tommy Flanagan making a…

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Top 5 Alternative Trump Facts Of The First Sixty Days (VIDEO)

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Is Donald Trump frighteningly delusional, pathologically dishonest, or some combination of the two? We’ll leave the official diagnosis to the professionals, but what’s indisputable is that Trump is allergic to facts of all but the most “alternative” variety. Trump led the “birther” movement against former president Barack Obama, and has been disseminating alternative facts faster…

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Michael Jackson is Gucci Mane?? (VIDEO)

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Since his 2016 release from prison, countless conspiracy theories have been pitched circulating Atlanta rapper Gucci Mane. Fans immediately noticed something was off about GuWop—he returned 50 pounds thinner, his hair and beard had grown out, his teeth were pearly white, and it seemed as though he had purposely altered his fashion, mannerisms, and speech.…

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Meet Jair Bolsonaro, The Most Hated Politician In The Americas (VIDEO)

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Owing to a multiplicity of factors, governments across the world are being shaken up by populist, anti-establishment movements. On the left, men like Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, British Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, and Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsirpas have discarded the “Third Way” model of the 1990s, which sought to synthesize a pro-capitalist approach in…

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SATIRE DEBUNKED: The Tickling Bandit Of Texas

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People on social media are breathing a sigh of relief. More specifically, they’re unclenching their butts because a criminal is no longer on the loose. Not just any criminal, though. A butt hole tickler. In December of 2015, fake news site Not Allowed To posted a vague article claiming that a man in Texas had finally been captured.…

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SATIRE: Breaking News About Trump That A Lot Of Us Suspected All Along

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  Twitter, oh, Twitter! Such a fabulous place to share ideas and to point out other people’s insanity. The Huffington Post reports that last weekend the social media site was filled with tweets about Donald Trump. Oh, I know, that part’s not unusual. But Saturday Night Live had used an opening skit that featured the President facing…

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SATIRE: The Secret Life Of The White House Appliances

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Reporting from a secret break room in the White House. The appliances anonymously sharing what they see every day. The White House appliances see many things. President Obama didn’t need to be spied on, but President Donald Trump is doing shady things. The White House break rooms see all. Kellyanne Conway told on the microwaves,…

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Tit For Tat: Texas State Rep. Wants To Fine Men For Doing What? (VIDEO)

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In a surprise move, Jessica Farrar, a  Texas State Representative has put forward a law to try and illustrate to men how many women feel about anti-abortion laws. She has put forward a proposal for men to be fined for …ahem… pleasuring themselves. It is of course a joke and a “how would you like it” parody…

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Nike Unveils The ‘Pro Hijab.’ Social Enterprise Or Cash-In? (Video)

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The sportswear giant Nike will soon be selling what they have dubbed the Nike Pro Hijab, a single-layer pullover (or pull-on) cap made of polyester fabric. According to CNN, the idea for the Pro Hijab came after athletes complained to the company about wearing the traditional head covering during athletic competitions. All told, the design for…

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While Desecrated Jewish Cemeteries Remain Without Visit Ivanka Takes Museum Tour (VIDEO)

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There have been numerous attacks on Jewish Community Centers and desecration to Jewish Cemeteries over the last few months due to the power the Trump administration has given to anti-Semitic groups through their racist rhetoric. Though Trump has not specifically aimed his hatred towards the Jewish community, he has pretty much expressed hatred towards every…

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Satanic Turkeys Engage In Creepy Ritual With Dead Cat

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  No, I am not kidding. A large group of wild turkeys in Massachusetts were caught on video engaging in a bizarre ritual a few days ago. A man who lived on the street where the strange behavior took place observed it through his car window. Like any modern American, he grabbed his camera and started…

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Is ‘Resting B*tch Face’ Real? (VIDEO)

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We have heard the term before: resting bitch face. Urban Dictionary defines it as: “… A person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.” I have this problem myself. Living with schizoaffective disorder, I often have a flat affect, which can make me look angry when I’m…

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This Puts A Whole New Twist On The Term ‘Potty Mouth’

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If you’ve ever dreamed of opening a restaurant of your own, we sincerely doubt that your big dream was to open a place where the guests sat on commodes and ate out of tiny toilets. However… that’s apparently what quite a number of people have thought because there doesn’t seem to be a big shortage…

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Stephen King Tweets Parody Song ‘Impeachable’ (VIDEO)

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Noel Paul Stookey better known as Paul from the 1960s’ folk trio Peter, Paul, and Mary has serenaded the President. He has recorded a hilarious version of ‘Unforgettable’ only he has called it ‘Impeachable’. Famed writer Stephen King tweeted the song aimed at Trump adding the text “no comment needed.” https://t.co/hPCknT5BPpNo comment needed. — Stephen King…

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To The Women Boycotting Nordstrom For Ivanka – You Are Embarrassing Us (VIDEO)

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A video of several women, some holding a bunch of cash, and closing their accounts at Nordstrom has hit the internet by storm. Not only are these women making a statement about their political choices but also just how much the Right is clueless on what it means to support women. First of all ladies,…

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SATIRE: Trump’s Interview For President

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We have found the long-lost transcript of Donald Trump’s interview for the position of President of the United States: Interviewer: So, Mr Trump, Why don’t you tell me a bit about yourself? Trump: Well, I’m the son of a really rich guy, and I’m very rich. I’m one of the richest people around; ask anyone. I…

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Former Homeless Woman In England Lived In A Public Toilet For A Year (Video)

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The homeless are often an invisible race. We pass by them on the street and look away. We hear the rattle of change in their cups, and we hear their plaintive cries for money, but most of us look distracted and keep walking. Such cynicism is not without justification. There are those who just want…

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Riots Form Following Super Bowl Results

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On Monday, February 6, mobs of people gathered on Washington to protest the results of the Super Bowl from the previous night. While nearly 500,000 people showed up to march on Washington, an estimated 5 million joined the fight worldwide. To discover why the world erupted with such potent anger following the Super Bowl results,…

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President Of Porn? Website Looking For Trump Lookalikes

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A pornography web site, xHamster, is holding auditions for someone to play President Donald Trump in videos. Spokesperson Alex Hawkins said: “The Trump transition has been turbulent for all of us. We apologise for the delay in getting out this request.” “There is nothing more that the American public needs that quality adult content parodies to…

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Must See: #AlternativeFacts Used In This Fabulous Antiperspirant Ad (VIDEO)

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Not everyone believes that the whole world is laughing at us two weeks into the administration of Steve Bannon and Donald Trump. But if you need any proof that at least our British friends find us hilarious, this ad should do it. Dove, the company that makes that delightful soap, has decided to make use of…

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Pornhub Just Launched Its Own Sex Ed Site (VIDEO)

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Porn sites aren’t exactly known for their social justice work, but porn giant Pornhub is trying to change that by launching a brand-spanking-new sexual health website. The Pornhub Sexual Health Center will provide resources and education on sexual health topics ranging from STIs to top erotic positions for lesbians to trans* terminology. Prominent sex therapist Dr. Laurie…

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BFFs Putin And Trump Troll Atomic Scientists (VIDEO)

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In 1947, the Doomsday Clock was created by fake-scientists to symbolize the Earth’s proximity to total destruction. The Bulletin of the Atomic Fake-Scientists oversees the hypothetical clock, adjusting its hands to directly correspond with how irresponsibly we govern our planet. Thursday, the clock moved thirty seconds closer to midnight, bringing us within two and a…

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How To Successfully Change Your Profession

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There are many reasons people decide to change their professions. Sometimes you just need a change of pace or there are financial reasons or health reasons. Here are some of the most important tips for transitioning to a new profession: 1. Change Your Mindset Start using the new profession when you introduce yourself. You are…

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This Just In: “Sustainable” Is Not A Sustainable Resource

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In the midst of our cultural understanding of climate change (the modern period beginning in 1988 with the establishment of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change), the terminology has shifted quite a bit. Starting with the now negatively-associated term “global warming” shifting to the all-encompassing term “climate change,” countless words have increased in usage over…

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Führer Trump’s Minister Of Propaganda Proves Incompetent (VIDEO)

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Wednesday, Führer-elect Donald Trump sought the sanctity of twitter to announce his enthusiasm for Inauguration Day’s pending promise to end his presidential pubescence. Before his under-endowed finger stub could practice his “NUKE” launching technique on the, likewise dubious, “TWEET” button, he was visited by his dear friend and mentor, the ghost of Joseph Goebbels.  The ghost…

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Scientists Found A Possible Pet For Trump’s White House

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We are one day away from inaugurating a President Donald Trump. He will be the first president in decades to not have a pet in the White House. Well, these scientists may have a solution for that. Evolutionary biologist Dr Vazrick Nazari has found a new species of moth that has blonde hair and small genitalia,…

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More Sea Otters Caught Raping Baby Seals (VIDEO)

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Sea otters are known for their cute faces and endless playfulness. What they aren’t known for (amazingly, after years of reports on the matter) is their crude mating behavior. You read that right. When male sea otters reach sexual maturity, they will rape seal pups if there aren’t enough female seals to compete for. In sea…

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Could LSD Relieve Depression Symptoms?

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Ayelet Waldman has struggled with depression and mood disorder during her entire life. She is a best-selling author, a wife, and a mother; however, her mental illness threatened that. She would be kind and funny on good days; however, on bad days, she would snap at everyone. She had trouble getting a diagnosis and getting…

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President-Elect Trump To Announce Head Gamemaker During Inaugural Address

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As January 20th ebbs nearer and the countdown to the official beginning of the most dreaded four years in history draws closer, the entering Trump administration has announced that its appointment for Head Gamemaker will not be made public until Mr.”I would date her, if she wasn’t my daughter” makes his inaugural address. President-elect Trump’s pick…

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Potential Candidate Cities Bid To Host U.S. Hunger Games (VIDEO)

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As President Obama’s lame duck period draws to a close and President-elect Trump prepares to take office, Capitol Ministers have streamlined the selection of a host city for Inauguration Day’s Hunger Games. The committee has accepted the invitations of ten cities wishing to take part in the candidature process.   1) Atlanta, Georgia The cream…

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Do We Need Schools To Teach Us How To Detect Bullsh*t?

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During this entire election, we’ve been seeing plenty of fake news stories on the internet. However, many people are now using that excuse to say any news they don’t like as “fake.” Our own President-elect Donald Trump just insulted CNN yesterday with cries of, “You are fake news.” University of Washington profs Carl T. Bergstrom…

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President-Elect Trump To Determine Districts Before Post-Inauguration Hunger Games

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Wednesday, Vice President-elect Mike Pence announced, amidst a press conference proving Socialist Islamic Homosexuals buried dinosaur fossils in the 18th century, that President-elect Donald Trump and Speaker Paul Ryan have accepted the invitation of Capitol Ministers to discuss necessary preparations for Inauguration Day’s much anticipated Hunger Games. Of utmost importance, according to a source within the…

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