An A.I. bot created by Amazon to specifically design smartphone cases has outdone itself in ways you cannot even imagine. This bot is supposed to be generating cell phone cases based on trending and popular images searches. However, the programming of the bot has been flubbed, and the designs pouring from the machinery are nothing…
If you were hoping for a gang of luscious little puppies running around in a video to distract you from work, then I hate to break it to you, but I’m about to disappoint. What’s actually happening, however, is people are finally getting a sense of why the concept of “spell check” is so important.…
If you ask a man what the worst possible thing is that could happen to him, one of two things will be said: either he will talk about losing his job or he will talk about losing his penis. So, when a man accidentally shoots his penis off, that’s a big deal. Right? Not for…
In case you haven’t heard, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is back in the news for yet another bone-headed move: Christie shut down beaches and state-run parks because of massive budget cuts, then was found lounging on one of the closed beaches with his family for the Independence Day Weekend. He was spotted at Island Beach State…
I don’t think people realize how hot some states are climbing this summer. For example, Arizona is practically at its own boiling point. Well I guess Monday will be "nice." Better enjoy it while I can…#phoenix #arizona #hellizona #hot #summer #itshot #idontwantit pic.twitter.com/yeux0zsTxA — Joshua Williams (@joshrwms87) June 11, 2017 Temperatures as high as 122…
For those of you who have not heard the news, Ireland has officially elected not only its youngest prime minister, but its first gay prime minister (also known as the Irish Taoiseach). Leo Varadkar, the son of an immigrant, was fairly voted to be the next leader of the country’s main governing party, ushering in a new…
Sesame Street has been a beloved and iconic television show for over 40 years. They have always taken a stand that has promoted diversity among its puppets as well as their human counterparts, and they are known for teaching our children basic skills necessary for mastering preschool as well as teaching them lessons on how…
Studies are now showing that 7% of all Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. The study was commissioned and conducted online by the Innovative Center of U.S. Dairy, and while 7% might not seem like a big deal, it is when you realize that percentage means 16.4 million Americans believe this preposterous fact.…
Newly discovered images of the deadliest volcano blast in U.S. history has finally surfaced, and you will never guess where they came from. 38-year old Kati Dimoff is a photographer from Portland, Oregon, and she had made a hobby out of purchasing old cameras from thrift shops. Sometimes she enjoys the restoration project, sometimes she…
Alright, so no one really knows if the claims this man is making are true, but 31-year old Danney Williams posted a series of messages on his Twitter account thanking the man who “abandoned him” for “giving him life.” Even though you abandoned me and only took care of Chelsea, I still want to thank…
A Texas school principal’s mistress finds herself in hot water after the wife of the principal branded her a “whore” and stated she would “hire a hitman” if she could afford it. This exchange came just days after the principal killed himself after being confronted about the affair by school authorities. Tammy Reeves, the wife…
Following the baseball field shooting this morning that has left House GOP Whip Majority Leader Steve Scalise in critical condition, Republican representative Claudia Tenney of New York received a spine-chilling email that intentionally targeted the rest of Congress and their lives. The subject line of the email? “One down, 216 to go…” In the body…
Wes Metcalfe took on the brave world of customer service departments when he contacted Tesco after finding a worm housed in his packaged cucumber. Now, we all understand the world of customer service can be grueling, unforgiving, and unsympathetic. So, Metcalfe decided to try and tug at the heartstrings of the customer service department by…
We have all heard stories about judges handing out creative punishments for people who find themselves in their courtrooms: from holding up embarrassing signs on the side of the road to being subjected to hours of loud music, many judges around the country are getting creative with their punishments in order to teach lessons and…
We all watch those superb movies based on true events of mind-blowing people who did incredible things with their lives. From Schindler’s List to The Imitation Game, movies based on people who have done extraordinary things with their lives pull us in and seduce us with their chilling, thrilling, and god-like achievements during the most…
As if this comes as a shocker to anyone, one of President Donald Trump’s judicial nominees has made the statement that Justice Anthony Kennedy is a “judicial prostitute.” Damien Schiff, who has been nominated for an open seat in the U.S. Court of Federal Claims, is an active blogger with heavy opinions, and in one…
The term “motivated ignorance” has now reared to the forefront in a new study showing that Republicans will not read a view that is in opposition to theirs. The kicker? Many were even offered the chance to win free money to do so. The study comes from The Journal of Experimental Social Psychology, and its…
In a political climate that has not simply become eye-bulging, but volatile, there is absolutely no shortage of people expressing their love, and hatred, for the current United States President. Beginning with the first official announcement that President Donald Trump would be seeking election all the way to this beautiful Memorial Day holiday, people from…
A man from Denver, Colorado is currently being accused of removing a transgender woman’s testicles with a basic Army surgical kit in the confines of her own home. James Pennington, the type of person you would think to promote this exact type of action, is now facing felony assault charges after he admitted to the…
In a world where bullying is a topic that spawns marches and jettisons public-speaking careers, the infamous concept that has created multiple programs in schools is getting another look today. Mainly because the bullying came from the teacher’s themselves. When our children go to school, we assume there is someone looking out for their best…
“Micropenis” is a medically-documented term that denotes when a man has an unusually small penis. Ant Smith, who went public about his condition with his poem Shorty, has now come out with a book entitled The Small Penis Bible, it’s goal is denoted perfectly within the title: this book was created under the deep desire for Smith to…
If you have no idea about the Trump-Russia scandals currently being investigated, then you have been living under a rock. At this point, it is speculated that 28 people within President Donald Trump’s administration, including the President himself, are being wholly and completely investigated for ties to Russia that tipped the election in Trump’s favor.…
“Lizzie Borden took an ax and gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one.” That creepy little folk song is based on Lizzie Borden’s life. In 1892, in the little town of Fall River, Massachusetts, Borden’s parents were found dead in their home with fatal ax…
By now, you have heard and seen various publications tear into the newly-crowned Miss USA by ripping into her answers for questions she was asked on stage. Kára McCullough, who represented the District of Columbia, has been torn apart for both her answers towards whether she considered herself a feminist and whether healthcare was a right…
Last Saturday afternoon, a 10-year old girl pried open an alligator’s mouth in Orlando, Florida to free herself from the animal that had clamped down onto her leg. She was apparently swimming in designated swimming areas of Lake Mary Jane where the water was only two-feet deep, and the 9-foot alligator snapped down onto her…
Women Who Work: Rewriting the Rules for Success is Ivanka Trump’s newest attempt at empowering women through the art of not really empowering women. Her book, which is fraught with useless and shallow information, is meant for the working woman, but is really a bird’s eye view of the working woman from a penthouse in the…
While freedom of speech is something that everyone prides themselves in having and freely takes advantage of, this does not mean your free speech has to be received well by the public. Such is the case with the host of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. The show’s main ring-leader has found himself in the middle of…
“Will you die because of AHCA? Let them know.” That is the opening banner for the website MailMeToTheGOP.com, a website that will ship your ashes to any GOP member of Congress of your choice if you die because of health issues that could have been prevented had Obamacare not been repealed. Literally. The website states…
Smarties. The pastel candy pellets that taste like someone dumped too much sugar into the Tums machine. Kids love them, parents eat them when there are no other desserts in the house, and idiotic teenagers snort them to show how hardcore they are before their grandmothers pick them up from school. Every single day, more than…
Before we get to the infamous babbling of one President Donald Trump, let’s define what a government shutdown is and what it does very quickly. A government shutdown is a process whereby the Executive Branch of the U.S. government enters when legislation cannot be passed to fund government agencies and operations. Why do these shutdowns…
Imagine this: you are lounging back in your favorite chair with your pajama pants pulled up above that pooch you don’t want to acknowledge exists as you zone out to your favorite show. Suddenly, your phone vibrates. You sigh deeply, not wanting to outside world to exist in the middle of your worst workweek ever,…
Alright, everyone. The border wall has officially become a thing. Why? Because the Trump administration has already approached over 400 bidding contractors and provided them with an outline of what the border wall design has to include and has asked them to submit their beginning designs. Among the other blustering and asinine requirements, it has…
Last week, we all became Dan Rather when he posted his official and public statement of President Donald Trump’s actions: Rather quoted Trump himself in the statement that boasted of how a World War could begin simply based on Trump’s ignorant lies: “‘We are sending an armada, very powerful. We have submarines, very powerful, far…
For many, President Donald Trump’s election to office has brought about feelings of depression, exasperation, and anger. Coincidentally enough, these are the same emotions that lead many people to sink themselves into emotional eating, whereby their emotions are coped with via eating foods that are pleasing to them. This triggers the pleasure centers of the…
Couples on social media. Everyone has them: those nauseating people on Facebook that make you thankful for the “unfollow” button. People who are growing up in an era where the word “private” is being replaced with the word “crunk” and the concept of conversation is being replaced with the concept of sexting. Our culture is…
The hashtag #SpicerSpinsMoviePlots came about after several blunders made by White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer during the throes of his job. His job-titled defense of President Donald Trump’s speeches, unedited moments, and candid appearances have brought him to his knees in front of millions on national television with personal meltdowns over truths and the…
With all of the controversy surrounding Steve Bannon and his removal from the National Security Council, there are many who speculate (including an ex-Breitbart executive) that the firing of Bannon could come at a steep price to President Donald Trump’s administration. And, with Bannon no longer his chief adviser and strategist, that moves his daughter, Ivanka…
Let’s play a little game. We’ll call it Versus. The rules are simple: we pit the two craziest people alive against one another in an all-out Twitter comparison to see if you can choose which bottle of crazy the statement belongs in. The rules are simple: read the tweet, then choose which person you believe…
This article has been updated to reflect the most recent information. Starting from President Donald Trump’s inauguration, he has been on at least five different escapades to Mar-A-Lago. And yes, many are getting tired of hearing about his Palm Beach trips. So, I will point out two quick things and then let you get on…
For Louis CK, liars are like Gabriel Iglesias’ levels of fat: there’s “he lied once,” “he lies sometimes,” “he’s a liar,” and “lying sack of sh*t.” In other words, there’s “I forgot,” “lack of trust,” “no trust,” and “never will trust.” Guess which one he called President Donald Trump? Then, Louis CK went on to explain…
The world-famous actress has stepped out in a long line of people who have called out Ivanka Trump on her hypocritical, and silent, stance on women’s rights. While Ivanka was attempting to insinuate that she was “working behind the scenes” with the likes of Planned Parenthood and other organizations who hold women’s rights in high esteem,…
In a beautiful part two in Ivanka Trump’s women’s rights smokescreen, Planned Parenthood has finally spoken out about the hypocrisy and unbelievable attack on women’s rights in multiple executive orders during her father’s administration. Everyone has noticed how eerily silent Ivanka has been since assuming her role as a presidential adviser to her father, and…
Oh, Ivanka. Someone needs to remind her how Twitter works. Women’s rights have come under attack ever since President Donald Trump first announced his candidacy. From racy comments about grabbing women in specific areas to his Vice President breaking a tie to pass an anti-Planned Parenthood bill, there has been no shortage of things that…
It looks as if retailers are continuing to dump Donald Trump-related products from their shelves: Ivanka Trump has experienced yet another blow to her retail “empire” by being pulled from Bed Bath & Beyond. Back in February, Nordstrom dropped Ivanka Trump’s brand from its stores. The official reason was “poor performance” of merchandise, but many…
Let’s face it, it’s hard to ignore the massive uptick in lockdowns the White House has faced since the beginning of the year. And while the White House has had its share of lockdowns in the past, this comes as no shock to many who feared that a Donald Trump presidency would tailspin the country into…
36 percent. That is our current president’s approval rating. Every single president to ever come before him, at this stage of the game, had at least a rating of above 50 percent. And he has 36 percent. It happened just after the failure to “repeal and replace” Obamacare, but when the Republican’s pathetic replacement bill for the…
Before we begin, I’m going to shout this really loud for those in the back: THE WOMEN TRAVELING WERE NOT REGULAR TRAVELERS! Here is what happened: a woman began tweeting out the fact that United Airlines wasn’t allowing two young women to board because of the fact that they had leggings. Cue every single news…
Even after gold-star-suck-up Paul Ryan cited that no sort of wiretapping took place, President Trump continues to claim that Obama wiretapped him during some sort of campaign shenanigan moment. He even decided to bring the James Bonds into the picture, potentially setting aflame a very serious foreign policy “mishap.” But, the explanation he has for why…
