White House Press Briefings Will Now Be Blander Without Spicey

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The internet’s favorite village idiot, Sean Spicer, has been temporarily dropped from giving the daily press briefings at the White House.

The man who brought us “Joe Trudeau,” “the largest audience ever to witness an inauguration, period, both in person and around the globe,” and “holocaust centers” has been replaced by Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Saunders for the rest of this week.

Speculation is rife over whether or not Spicer is going to find himself in the company of acting Attorney General Sally Yates, former National Security Adviser, Mike Flynn, and James Comey. All we will need is the sacking of another high-ranking woman (if there is such a thing) and we will have an entire Breakfast Club of rejects. Imagine, Spicey emerging from among the bushes on the White House lawn and walking towards the camera. James Comey narrates:

Dear Mr. Trump, we accept the fact we had to sacrifice our careers and live in exile for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make a resignation letter telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest possible terms, in the most convenient definitions. But we found out that each of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Ex-White House Club.

Feature Image Source: Axios

Meme Source: NYO Observer


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