One Twitter bot, Joel Dongsteen, takes the tweets of televangelist Joel Osteen and replaces the word “God” with the phrase “your dick.” As Raw Story reported:
“The famous Texas pastor with the bright pearly smile may bring thousands to Jesus on his televised church service each Sunday, however, his enlightenment doesn’t come close to some of the tweets Dongsteen comes up with.”
“The automated twitter account removes every reference to “God” and replaces it with the phrase ‘your d*ck.’ The bot has been in existence since 2013 with hardly any of the notoriety it so richly deserves.”
The comedian, God, has responded, and it’s awesome.
The Twitter bot @JoelDongsteen replaces the word 'God' in Joel Osteen's Tweets with the phrase 'your dick.' It is the best bot of all time.
— God (@TheGoodGodAbove) April 28, 2017
Joel Osteen is a televangelist and professional hypocrite. He has no problem pretending to be a holy man for money. This is his mansion.
In case you haven’t seen this Twitter bot in action, here are some of the best ones:
Nothing that’s happened to you has lessened your value. You are still the apple of your dick’s eye.
— Joel Dongsteen (@JoelDongsteen) April 29, 2017
The bigger you make your dick, the smaller your problems become and the more faith will rise in your heart.
— Joel Dongsteen (@JoelDongsteen) April 6, 2017
Woah, so gross.
Don’t go around thinking you’ll never get ahead or accomplish your dreams. Your dick wants you to overflow with His goodness.
— Joel Dongsteen (@JoelDongsteen) April 26, 2016
True. So true.
Magnify your dick. The bigger you make your dick, the smaller your problems will become.
— Joel Dongsteen (@JoelDongsteen) May 31, 2016
Featured image via Twitter.