UPDATED: Trump Went To Mar-A-Lago For A Christian Holiday He Couldn’t Recall (TWEETS)

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This article has been updated to reflect the most recent information.

Starting from President Donald Trump’s inauguration, he has been on at least five different escapades to Mar-A-Lago. And yes, many are getting tired of hearing about his Palm Beach trips.

So, I will point out two quick things and then let you get on with your day.

First off, according to a deep analysis that was conducted, it was found that Trump has spent a total of 28 days at a property owned by none other than himself. This includes his hotels as well as… You guessed it… Mar-A-Lago.

This means that, since his inauguration, he ends up visiting one of his personal properties that he draws revenue from every 2.8 days.

Then, it went on to break down how many times he has been spotted playing golf while at these places every 2.8 days, and found that he golfs every 5.6 days.

Former President Barack Obama, whom Trump criticized many times on his personal Twitter, golfed every 8.8 days.

Not only that, but every trip to Mar-A-Lago is on the taxpayer’s dime, costing around $3 million every trip he takes.

Guess who criticized Obama about vacationing while being the president?

Uh huh.

Meanwhile, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer writes it off as “part of being president.”

The kicker here is when someone asked whether the accumulated $15 million plus dollars would be better spent on a program like Meals On Wheels, and Spicer went on to say this:

“I think that is a vast reach to suggest. I get that that’s a cute program to point at, but it’s false and misleading to make that narrative stick.”

He called Meals On Wheels a “cute program.

Like, a puppy-with-a-bow cute.

Like, a little-girl-with-a-lollipop cute.

The other point to be made before I let you go?

Oh, yes. During his live confirmation that he would be at Mar-A-Lago for Easter weekend, he was pressed for his schedule, and he looked over and asked, “Is Easter next weekend?”

I don’t know about you, but I ‘m pretty sure every born-again Christian has an idea of when Easter is happening.

Either way, I’m sure many taxpayers will be happy to send him off on another $3 million trip to a place they would never be able to afford anyway.

UPDATE:

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but with the food coma that sets in after, President Donald Trump should stay away from the cameras. After bragging about how good a piece of chocolate cake was, he mixed up the country he ordered the missile strike for in front of several reporters.

“I was sitting at the table, we had finished dinner. We’re now having dessert—and we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen—and President Xi was enjoying it. So what happens is I said, ‘We’ve just launched 59 missiles heading to Iraq, and I wanted you to know this. And he was eating his cake. And he was silent.”

Someone then corrected him by asking, “Syria?”

Then, to top off his Easter weekend, he dropped the largest non-nuclear bomb on Afghanistan.

You know, for Easter and all.

Jesus has risen, everyone. Drop your bombs in gratitude.

 

 

Featured image courtesy of Youtube video.

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