These Women Were Caught Smuggling Genitals Into The U.S. (VIDEO)

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When it comes to bringing food into the United States from other countries customs is pretty picky about allowing any meat products through. Two women were recently caught at Dulles Airport attempting to smuggle over forty pounds of meet from Mongolia.

You are probably wondering what kind of meat could be so important that they couldn’t just purchase it when they got home? Well, the answer is simple…it was horse genitals.

You read that correctly.

Photo via U.S. Customs and Border Patrol.

These two women packaged forty pounds of horse meat, including thirteen pounds of horse genitals, and a tub of yak milk, and attempted to bring it into the country. I mean what would a tasty horse dick be if you couldn’t wash it down with yak milk, amiright?

The women were originally stopped for a routine agricultural inspection when the horse was found. Customs stated:

Customs and Border Protection takes no pleasure in seizing and destroying travelers’ food products. We’re in the business of protecting America’s agriculture industries, like the livestock industry, from the potential introduction of animal diseases posed by these unpermitted food products.

So, next time you decide to take a trip out of the country and really want to bring home some horse cock for dinner, you might want to refrain.

Featured image via Barbara L. Salisbury/The Washington Times.

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