The 5 Weirdest Sex Events You Had No Idea Existed (VIDEO)

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Thanks to the internet, we all know there’s a dizzying array of kinks and sexual subcultures in the world. Yet somehow, discovering the things people do to get their rocks off never ceases to astonish. From the charitable to the questionable, here are five of the world’s weirdest sex events — that we know of.

1. Masturbate-a-thons

People do a lot of weird things in the name of charity. From dumping ice water on your head to running while dressed like a sexy Santa, it seems like there’s no idea too outlandish for raising awareness. Not even, apparently, communal masturbation. Since 1999, the Masturbate-a-Thon has implored participants to “Come for a Cause” in an event designed to normalize self-pleasure and raise funds for sexual health nonprofits.

2. Pheromone Parties

While not necessarily a sex event, pheromone parties are based on the idea that we want to bone people with disease resistance dissimilar from our own, and that we can orchestrate such immunological matchmaking using pheromones.

To attend a pheromone party, you have to sleep in a t-shirt for three days straight and then stash it in a bag to preserve its aroma. At the party, the bagged shirts are numbered and passed around for participants to smell. When a sniff stirs your loins, you take a picture with the numbered bag and hope its owner finds you and likes your stink, too.

3. Ping Pong Shows

Less participatory, but still weird as hell, are ping pong shows. A popular attraction for foreign sex tourists in Southeast Asia, these stage performances involve women throwing objects and performing other impressive feats with their vaginas. While ping pong shoots may be the event’s namesake, performers also can also be seen blowing out candles, lighting cigarettes, and writing — all with their vaginas.

4. Air Sex Competitions

Do you think you look hot while gyrating? Are you proud of your O face? Then you may be cut out to be the next Air Sex World Champion. In this competition that has taken place since 2009, participants from around the U.S. gather to show off their best sex skills. Clothed. And solo. Competitors have two minutes to act out a sex scene with one or more imaginary partners before being judged on their foreplay, intercourse, and sexual energy.

5. Small Penis Competitions

Back off, size queens. Brooklyn’s Kings County Bar holds an annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest to celebrate the less-endowed men among us. The competition is emceed by a drag queen known as Chicken Bitches and includes an evening wear competition with tiny penis tuxedos, a talent show, and a swimwear section. While the winner isn’t determined by size alone, there’s a penalty for trying to sneak a normal-sized dong into the competition.

 

Featured image via Wikimedia Commons available under CCA 2.0 generic license

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