Everybody knows that, due to Saturday Night Live’s constant hilarious presidential skits, President Trump can’t help but watch every time the show debuts. Kristen Stewart, this past Saturday’s SNL host knew that very fact and made sure to send a message to him.
Stewart started the show by talking about the Twilight series and how it has been on iTunes for eight years now. She then moved into politics stating:
I’m a little nervous to be hosting because I know that the president’s probably watching, and I don’t think he likes me that much. Here’s how I know. Four years ago, I was dating this guy named Rob — Robert (Pattinson) — and we broke up and then we got back together and for some reason it made Donald Trump go insane.
Stewart continued by reading some of Trump’s past tweets out loud and made sure to point out that he had tweeted about her at least eleven times.
Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012
Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012
To be fair in the situation Stewart did let us know she didn’t think it was always that he hated her so much as it was that he was in love with Pattinson.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 25, 2012
But my favorite part of the whole thing was the last statement she made during her monolongue.
So, yeah that’s crazy, right? The president is not a huge fan of me, but that is so OK, and Donald, if you didn’t like me then, you’re really probably not going to like me now, ’cause I’m hosting SNL and I’m, like, so gay, dude.
Well done Kristen.
Featured image via By Georges Biard, CC BY-SA 3.0.