The Answer We Have Been Looking For-What Would A Porn Star Do As President?

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Hold the presses, stop the news, the answers to all of our political controversy has finally reached us from the not so clean lips of porn stars.

The adult film company, WoodRocket, has a very enlightening, I’m sure, series entitled, “Ask The Porn Star,” where, you guessed it, we ask porn stars the tough questions. But don’t get your hopes up there will be no solving international crisis today.

No, instead these stars of the adult film industry care about the things all Americans care about including healthcare, creating jobs, the environment, and …..cats.

Leya Falcon expressed her deep concern for the horrible rise in cat homelessness and mistreatment. Falcon stated:

“I’d want to make sure that all of the cats have a home and people to love them and treat them right. I mean, the people too, but the cats.”

But don’t worry at least one of the porn stars has a firm grasp on how the political system works, though I think she may be missing the underlying implications of her own industry. Georgia Jones commented:

“In politics, you have to be a certain person to do it. You have to be a self-interested person who has a very low moral compass ― and that’s just so not me.”

Well, it’s good to know there is high moral compass form of pornography out there. That definitely made me feel a little bit safer in this world. I do have one question, though, if we can employ the genius that are these women, why is anyone unemployed at this point?

Featured Image Via WND.

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